As a matter of fact....

I was at my kids ball game and took some pictures of them. The babies daddy asked for me to send them to him, I did forgetting my signature line would be attached to it and forgot to delete it. (didn't learn iPhones have a setting where you can block sending the sig line from certain accounts). I asked him for his smart phone and deleted the email I sent, resent it the right way.
Wheeeew

Lots of hugs and kisses,
Gabby xox

I saw a beautiful lady early in the morning and then went to work. The whole day I could smell her perfume/lotion on me. I thought that it would wear off, but when I got home my wife said " you smell like perfume ". I told her a very greatful customer had given me a hug after I help her. Quick thinkin...I thinknit worked.  
That was the closest I've ever come to being caugjt.

"You gotta go out the other door!" she said
That was a close one.

My twitter feed was going off like crazy in the middle of the night...forgot to silence my phone before bed. My wife assumed it was texts and began looking at all my text messages. I had gotten behind in deleting messages from companion friends. You can imagine the content of the messages she was reading.  

Fortunately, my wife is technologically gullible and I played the "my phone must have gotten hacked card". So I throughout some fancy techno mumbo jumbo and it got me off the hook

Said I was just curious about something I saw on TV news

Pre-internet I called a provider I found in TC Reader or similar, no answer.  SO came home, phone rings, she answers, female voice on line says "did someone call about ..."  Awkward