Taken from a twitter site called Shitmydadsays - this is a 29-year-old who live with his dad and posts, well, shit he says!

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

How true!

"Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down."

out of the blue, my dad said...

"how do you make a hormone?"

I said, "I don't know...how do you make a hormone, pops?"

"Don't pay her!", he chuckled.

He was joking of course and didn't have a clue but I almost died!!

What shitdoesyourdadsay???????????

This could be a really really fun thread folks........what say you????

always beats youth and exuberance.

yeah, I was taught to be cynical from a young age. Thanks Dad!

If you have the choice between a woman that knows how to cook or one that is frugal with your money..always chose the one with the bigger breasts.

"You're lucky when the right combination of cool people in a great mood, with some great weed, a never ending supply of booze, hot chicks, and the alignment of the stars, combines to create a great party. I just try not to fuck it up by worrying about how I'm going to get home or if I'll be able to find my pants."

"Ruh? Dime not runk!"  

"Wanna see a magic trick? I'm gonna turn this bottle of whiskey into piss."

"Some people see the glass as half-full, but people like me just wanna know who the fuck was drinking my beer."  

Dad and son are standing on top of a hill watching a flock of sheep.Son says to dad ,hey dad lets run down and fuck one of those sheep.Dad says son,lets walk down and fuck all of them.