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SigmundFreud 1473 reads
posted
1 / 12
Oriental Massage Parlors?

I am looking for a good Oriental Massage Parlor.  The type of place where I can get a legit oriental massage AND a happy ending.  Can anyone point me in the right direction?

Nago8 4 Reviews 1200 reads
posted
2 / 12
legit massage

Madam Wu's Asian Spa located in Minneapolis.  If you drive a ford crown vic you get free parking too.

backbend 43 Reviews 895 reads
posted
3 / 12
Look elsewhere (or buy VIP)

New York has quite a few.

SigmundFreud 915 reads
posted
4 / 12
Re: Look elsewhere (or buy VIP)

I have VIP.  Most of the massage reviews on here are for b2b DIY gals.  I'm looking for true oriental. Broken english.  Smells like soy sauce.  Mama-san picks up the phone and does scheduling.  Happy ending included.  Girls are young cute and don't speak much english.  Possible extras of BJ of FS would be nice too.

drrrtylittlesecret 825 reads
posted
5 / 12
Re: legit massage Crown Vic LOL -eom-


END OF MESSAGE

backbend 43 Reviews 836 reads
posted
6 / 12
Re: Look elsewhere (or buy VIP)

If you are VIP then you can read the reviews under massage parlor girls.  Every one of them works at a bricks and mortar massage parlor.

With regard to reviews, while there are way to many DIY providers and joints, there are plenty of reviews where the experience is more gratifying.

elanmontage See my TER Reviews 883 reads
posted
7 / 12
I hear they left the state a while ago.

Maybe they'll come back... but some of them are salt and peppered throughout with their own practice in TER Backpage... but their organizer retired as I heard it.  Heard they were very inexpensive and lovely and so pretty.

jchan113 4 Reviews 1088 reads
posted
8 / 12
There are several.

Posted By: SigmundFreud
I am looking for a good Oriental Massage Parlor.  The type of place where I can get a legit oriental massage AND a happy ending.  Can anyone point me in the right direction?
I know of several in the area. Not telling here because I do not think we are supposed to name names.

If you like Chinese I suggest you go west. You want to stop when the journey gets to Long.
If you like kimchee it would BE a good idea to go a little south.

Non-VIP so PM not possible.

phoebster See my TER Reviews 804 reads
posted
9 / 12
just to point out...

"Oriental" refers to food or furniture.  Couldn't let this one pass by, sorry.  

Posted By: SigmundFreud
I am looking for a good Oriental Massage Parlor.  The type of place where I can get a legit oriental massage AND a happy ending.  Can anyone point me in the right direction?

backbend 43 Reviews 671 reads
posted
10 / 12
Re: just to point out...

The Phoebster is not Asian, but will orient your muscles properly!

Posted By: phoebster
"Oriental" refers to food or furniture.  Couldn't let this one pass by, sorry.    
   
Posted By: SigmundFreud
I am looking for a good Oriental Massage Parlor.  The type of place where I can get a legit oriental massage AND a happy ending.  Can anyone point me in the right direction?

SigmundFreud 764 reads
posted
11 / 12
nope

o·ri·en·tal  
/ˌôrēˈentl/

Adjective
Of, from, or characteristic of the Far East: "oriental countries".

 
Oriental massage is different from Swedish massage, for example.

phoebster See my TER Reviews 833 reads
posted
12 / 12
Re: nope

Hey now!  Dont correct me.  I am in a mood, Sig.  Let my obvious ignorance slide this time, you spaz.

Posted By: SigmundFreud
o·ri·en·tal    
 /ˌôrēˈentl/  
   
 Adjective  
 Of, from, or characteristic of the Far East: "oriental countries".  
   
   
 Oriental massage is different from Swedish massage, for example.

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