From past messages I've seen here it appears that most MP's don't want their names/numbers mentioned as to what goes on there.  That's ok.

With that out of the way, what I want to know is, who's BAD to go to?

I'm not sure who is BAD but I know Healing from the Heart is very GOOD!!! 612-331-2109 give Jessica a try. Samantha

Could you post the cost of a 'good?' massage?

Just remember .... as with other things, YMMV with the massage parlors too!

I have left 'unsatisfied' from both of the places listed above.  The places on Lyndale don't have happy ending, nor does the place on the outskirts of Mpls that is in the same block as the bail bond place.  Sorry, I forgot the name.

It is really difficult to find a massage place with happy ending that has hot attendants, esp. attendants that work nude.

Anybody have suggestions, please email me at:
[email protected]

Cheers!

p.s. I wonder why the massage section of TER has never really been much more than a repeat of the escort reviews?  Any chance on improving it?

I second that.  The massage parlor section could use some more quality reviews.  And where are the best places in town.  Art of healing is ok.  The Lyndale places are OK.  but there's got to be better.

From my experience around the country:

Good quality massage from a therapist is usually
$60/hr incall to $100/hr outcall.  In some places, that includes a happy ending. In some place, the happy ending is
$20-$40 extra (more $$ than that is a ripoff).  "Exchange"
(where you "massage" her, often including DATY) can be
$160 total cost.

For topless or nude massage, the prices are all over the map.
Some massage providers will charge you as much for these extras as a good escort will for full service, which for just a HJ is a bad deal, nude or not.

A full service Asian Massage Parlor (unfortunately there
are none here) is usually $160 - $60 for the massage, $100
tip to the provider.  Those are the best, because you usually
get a wash table or shower with the girl, sometimes a quick sauna to dry off,
followed by a decent massage which is nice and relaxing, followed by asian, mutual french, and full service, all from a pretty Asian girl.  Best value of all.

The Perfect Touch is one of the better ones.

A few posts down on this thread there is a mention of Perfect Touch and Art of Healing.  I've seen these places advertised in the back of City Pages along with Healing From the Heart.  All of these places are listen under Licensed Massage so I have wondered if they offer more.

I am looking not looking for full service, but it would be nice to find a place that offers a great massage with a hj at the end(bj would be better.)  I don't want to spend more that $100 for everything.  Is it possible to find a place like that or do the places I've already listed offer those services with in my price range?  Or do just certian girls at these places offer those services?

LE shut them all down about 10 years ago. East Lake Health was the last to go.  Any popping up now I suspect would be picked up on LE radar.  Probably better ways to make a buck.

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Kim Y's on EastLake is difinitely BAD, poor quality massage and nothing else on the menu.

Never again.

You are correct Kim Y's are all those things, just awful.  I recall when it was under different management 10-15 years ago it was a really fun place to go.  Actuall my last visit back then was April 20, 1992.  It competed with about 20 such establishments for customers in the TC area.  Ah yes those were the days until LE decided they had had enough complaints and media attention so they took them all down.

I agree about Kim Y's. Used to be GREAT; there were 3 or 4 girls there I just loved to see. They were almost as insatiable as me!

Anybody know what the current key is to getting anything at all there? I have been there twice (shame on me) and they act like I'm LE, but I suspect I just don't know the trick (so to speak).....