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tomthumb812 79 Reviews 2808 reads
posted
1 / 16
NURU Massage/Escort

Just wondering if anyone has tried this Asian service.  I was going to try the Woodbury location, then I saw a similar ad in Bloomington.  When you call the either number, you get the same lady and conversation.  I haven't seen any reviews and wasn't sure if this was an LE trap or not.  

I've never had a Nuru massage and would like to try it, but don't want to get busted either.  Thanks.  

Here are the links:  

http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/japanese-nuru-massage-917-963-3012-boby-on-body-smooth-22/11794138

http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/nuru-massage-incall-japanese-massage-347-905-3519-22/11792853

http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/grand-opening-japan-beauty-and-french-kissing-929-250-5544-22/11673744
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MsChayse 990 reads
posted
2 / 16
You could TOFTT or....

Search reviews here. There are plenty of well reviewed ladies that offer this service. Just a suggestion. Good luck!

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 873 reads
posted
3 / 16
PM sent...eom

Posted By: tomthumb812
Just wondering if anyone has tried this Asian service.  I was going to try the Woodbury location, then I saw a similar ad in Bloomington.  When you call the either number, you get the same lady and conversation.  I haven't seen any reviews and wasn't sure if this was an LE trap or not.    
   
 I've never had a Nuru massage and would like to try it, but don't want to get busted either.  Thanks.    
   
 Here are the links:  
   
 http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/japanese-nuru-massage-917-963-3012-boby-on-body-smooth-22/11794138  
   
 http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/nuru-massage-incall-japanese-massage-347-905-3519-22/11792853  
   
 http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/grand-opening-japan-beauty-and-french-kissing-929-250-5544-22/11673744

Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 1043 reads
posted
4 / 16
Like an invasion now..

They use multiple ads all promising the same thing.. Young.. maybe Japanese/Korean..  

The reality older Chinese lady with a high priced quickie.. I've had some okay times, but NEVER go for the hour..

DJ1985 21 Reviews 1070 reads
posted
5 / 16
Safe bet

The safe bet is that you wont be meeting anyone in the pictures.

 
Posted By: tomthumb812
Just wondering if anyone has tried this Asian service.  I was going to try the Woodbury location, then I saw a similar ad in Bloomington.  When you call the either number, you get the same lady and conversation.  I haven't seen any reviews and wasn't sure if this was an LE trap or not.    
   
 I've never had a Nuru massage and would like to try it, but don't want to get busted either.  Thanks.    
   
 Here are the links:  
   
 http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/japanese-nuru-massage-917-963-3012-boby-on-body-smooth-22/11794138  
   
 http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/nuru-massage-incall-japanese-massage-347-905-3519-22/11792853  
   
 http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/grand-opening-japan-beauty-and-french-kissing-929-250-5544-22/11673744

TalonTed 92 Reviews 982 reads
posted
6 / 16
Wasted TIME!!!

I TOFTT, it's a joke, an old lady.  The person on the phone sounds young, but it's not her.  All of them are run by the same agency, just different number every few months.  I did this 4 times, with different ad, and ran to the same old lady 4 TIMESSSSSSS.

Posted By: tomthumb812
Just wondering if anyone has tried this Asian service.  I was going to try the Woodbury location, then I saw a similar ad in Bloomington.  When you call the either number, you get the same lady and conversation.  I haven't seen any reviews and wasn't sure if this was an LE trap or not.    
   
 I've never had a Nuru massage and would like to try it, but don't want to get busted either.  Thanks.    
   
 Here are the links:  
   
 http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/japanese-nuru-massage-917-963-3012-boby-on-body-smooth-22/11794138  
   
 http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/nuru-massage-incall-japanese-massage-347-905-3519-22/11792853  
   
 http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/grand-opening-japan-beauty-and-french-kissing-929-250-5544-22/11673744

Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 862 reads
posted
7 / 16
Re: Wasted TIME!!!

LOL... TOFTT?  Look up a couple lines, I believe I already mentioned that!

Typically older woman that wants you in and out as quick as possible.

I've been half dozen times or so.. mixed results, but NEVER the same lady.  The oldest one of the bunch probably was the most fun I had with any of them.. Got in a hat trick real cheap!

-- Modified on 3/12/2014 11:22:29 AM

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 907 reads
posted
8 / 16
Re: Wasted TIME!!!...Not always!

I saw the actual girl in the 2nd ad last summer..picture only 1-2 years old, hair lighter/brown at the time, same face/tits.

Posted By: talon199094
I TOFTT, it's a joke, an old lady.  The person on the phone sounds young, but it's not her.  All of them are run by the same agency, just different number every few months.  I did this 4 times, with different ad, and ran to the same old lady 4 TIMESSSSSSS.  
   
Posted By: tomthumb812
Just wondering if anyone has tried this Asian service.  I was going to try the Woodbury location, then I saw a similar ad in Bloomington.  When you call the either number, you get the same lady and conversation.  I haven't seen any reviews and wasn't sure if this was an LE trap or not.    
     
  I've never had a Nuru massage and would like to try it, but don't want to get busted either.  Thanks.    
     
  Here are the links:    
     
  http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/japanese-nuru-massage-917-963-3012-boby-on-body-smooth-22/11794138  
     
  http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/nuru-massage-incall-japanese-massage-347-905-3519-22/11792853  
     
  http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/grand-opening-japan-beauty-and-french-kissing-929-250-5544-22/11673744

Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 1096 reads
posted
9 / 16
Re: Wasted TIME!!!...Not always!

Posted By: OldTimerB
I saw the actual girl in the 2nd ad last summer..picture only 1-2 years old, hair lighter/brown at the time, same face/tits.  
   
Wow!  Really you met gravure idol Arisa for $160?!?

http://www.jjgirls.com/japanese/arisa/55/

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 699 reads
posted
10 / 16
Re: Wasted TIME!!!...Not always!

Never said I met Arisa nor did I pay $160.

My girl was Chinese, did not speak Japanese at all, was $180, and looked exactly like some of the pictures in the ad but with lighter hair.

Derp,  
Next time I see her do you want me to call you?
Posted By: Derpdydoo
 
   
Posted By: OldTimerB
I saw the actual girl in the 2nd ad last summer..picture only 1-2 years old, hair lighter/brown at the time, same face/tits.  
     
 
   
 Wow!  Really you met gravure idol Arisa for $160?!?  
   
 http://www.jjgirls.com/japanese/arisa/55/

Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 788 reads
posted
11 / 16
Re: Wasted TIME!!!...Not always!

You did say you met Arisa.. The "actual" girl from the pics in the 2nd ad are not of a Chinese woman, but, in fact Arisa.  

ac·tu·al
adjective \ˈak-ch(ə-w)əl, -sh(ə-w)əl; -chü-əl, -shü-\

: real and not merely possible or imagined : existing in fact

: known to be correct or precise : not false or apparent

Synonyms
    concrete, de facto, effective, existent, factual, genuine, real, sure-enough, true, ver

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 671 reads
posted
12 / 16
Re: Wasted TIME!!!...Not always!

Derp,
 You're obviously bored. Why don't you go see one of your ladies and get a massage or have some fun.

How about if I say it like the following?
The girl I actually really saw, met, and got a "massage" from was Chinese, said her name was "Linda",  could not speak Japanese at all, and looked amazingly identical to Arisa's picture! The one where she's wearing a black bra under a black top she's pulling up.

Is that clear enough for you? Now leave me alone and go get your own massage.
Posted By: Derpdydoo
You did say you met Arisa.. The "actual" girl from the pics in the 2nd ad are not of a Chinese woman, but, in fact Arisa.    
   
 ac·tu·al  
 adjective \ˈak-ch(ə-w)əl, -sh(ə-w)əl; -chü-əl, -shü-\  
   
 : real and not merely possible or imagined : existing in fact  
   
 : known to be correct or precise : not false or apparent  
   
 Synonyms  
     concrete, de facto, effective, existent, factual, genuine, real, sure-enough, true, very  
   
 

BrunoBraun 674 reads
posted
13 / 16
Re: Wasted TIME!!!...Not always!

OTB,  

Don't blame Derp.  He has Ass Burgers disease caused by too much tossed salad.

MsDynamite See my TER Reviews 619 reads
posted
14 / 16
Re: Wasted TIME!!!...Not always!

How about ALL of you get a massage !

MsDynamite See my TER Reviews 671 reads
posted
15 / 16
Re: Wasted TIME!!!...Not always!

Aspergers = not the best disorder to use as an insult . Just saying..
I think he's originally from Douchebagistan & that could explain a lot.  
They have VERY strange customs over there I heard. LOLJKJK
I'm just picking on you Derpy for all those times you've teased me ! Xoxo Muah

tomthumb812 79 Reviews 722 reads
posted
16 / 16
No Nonsense

Thanks for all the feedback.  This is exactly why I stayed away.  I've found a few reviews in the meantime.  Good luck out the fellow hobbyists.

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