Be Witty............Get The Kitty

Top of the week gentlemen.  I read in a recent post whereby a gentleman asked for some catchy wittism with advertising.  This is my feeble attempt.

I will be hosting not just an INCALL, but also INPUT.  Actually, you won't even have to do the "putting".  I'll do it for you if you wish.  The incall location will (as always)  be at an upscale hotel in the Southwest Minneapolis Suburbs.  If you are NOT a Twins fan.......even God won't be able help you when you meet me.  I do however promise you that you'll join the deceased with a smile on your mug.  If you ARE a Twins fan, then I'll let you keep control of all of your senses so that you'll be able to remember to come back.

Please review the my calendar on my website for "opening" times.

New potential friends will have to be screened and verified.  I do have alternative methods to screen/verify you on my website.  So please......allow sufficient time to accomplish the task.

I prefer that initial contact for an appointment be accomplished via email.  I am [email protected].  Some other arrogant woman took dabombwoman, so I had to add a "1" at the end.