I remember awhile back an ad that not only said no unprofessional men, it also had an income requirement! A very high income requirement.  Just how she intended to verify that (ask for a paystub? a 1040??) was not clear.

She must have updated the ad because there is nothing about no white men..

Narrowing down her clientele ...

Hmm. I read it over a few times and still doesn't make sense.  Now, I know I don't have ADHD cause it wasn't around when I was a kid but this is confusing.  Maybe she only wants white collar guys?

I can't read any of that crap...

I like perusing the listings of gals that you guys post here, but when it has all that other hearts and oddly placed capitals, it gives me a headache.  Is there some sort of special section of your brains that can read that?  I'm impressed.