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Picknpoppy See my TER Reviews 2208 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Famous Movie Lines Not Fit For The Bedroom…

Movie lines that would ruin the moment while throwing down your date;

This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.- MIB
Tonight we dine in Hell. – 300
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. – Gone With The Wind
I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too. – Wizard of Oz
Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk. – Dirty Harry
May the force be with you. – Star Wars
Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfucker. – Die Hard
No, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me. – Independence Day
Do not go in there. Woo. – Ace Ventura
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. – Planet of the Apes

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termsofdelicious See my TER Reviews 1470 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Haha...I love movie quotes!....This is NSFB (not safe for bedroom)

"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it."
- Rafiki, from The Lion King

Mood killer.
Ha,
SG

Posted By: Picknpoppy

Movie lines that would ruin the moment while throwing down your date;

This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.- MIB
Tonight we dine in Hell. – 300
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. – Gone With The Wind
I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too. – Wizard of Oz
Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk. – Dirty Harry
May the force be with you. – Star Wars
Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfucker. – Die Hard
No, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me. – Independence Day
Do not go in there. Woo. – Ace Ventura
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. – Planet of the Apes

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Derpdydoo 78 Reviews 1673 reads

posted 12 years ago

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I'm not sure if you should or shouldn't say this one.

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. - Fight Club

Agnar 29 Reviews 1355 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Yeah, a prison movie probably has more than one line...

Shawshank Redemption...

Same old shit, different day.

Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

and last but not least...

You're gonna look real funny sucking my dick with no teeth.

looking64 24 Reviews 1050 reads

posted 12 years ago

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"See if you can tell what I am now......

SPLAT......."A zit..get it"- Animal House

Goliath.789 5 Reviews 1335 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Try this one sometime Poppy

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

DrTabulaRasa 3 Reviews 1279 reads

posted 12 years ago

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One of my favorite lines that would get you kick out of bed...

This was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo, you got me out here, draggin' your heavy ass through the burning desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad. And what the hell is that smell? I coulda been at a barbecue, but I ain't mad. - Independence Day

Agnar 29 Reviews 1295 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Re: "See if you can tell what I am now......

Now that one is hilarious... and you know exactly when that line would be pulled.

DJ1985 21 Reviews 1124 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Wouldn't want to hear

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" Blazing Saddle

dragos 35 Reviews 1085 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Re: Wouldn't want to hear

If she's riding CG, Yippe-ki-yi-yay may be allowed - if cheesy.

termsofdelicious See my TER Reviews 1232 reads

posted 12 years ago

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................bwahahaha...... this one's for Wadzilla.....

"She's going to EAT ME!!" -Lion King

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpaIAkSmjC8&noredirect=1

(English right after Dutch)....

sweetkarley See my TER Reviews 1095 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Die Hard . love it

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AMACAN69 1 Reviews 1268 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Famous Movie Lines Not Fit For The Bedroom…

Can't believe no one brought this to the plate...
"say hello to my little friend" - Scarface

Jackieblu See my TER Reviews 1074 reads

posted 12 years ago

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from one of my favs......

Movie:
Throw Mama From The Train"

Quote: Larry: One little murder and I'm Jack the Ripper.

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posted 12 years ago

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"Igor would you give me a hand with the bags?"

"Soitenly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban."

Young Frankenstein. Cracks me up every time.

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PersonX 10 Reviews 1308 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Napoleon Dynamite

Pedro offers you his protection.

Posted By: Picknpoppy

Movie lines that would ruin the moment while throwing down your date;

This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.- MIB
Tonight we dine in Hell. – 300
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. – Gone With The Wind
I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too. – Wizard of Oz
Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk. – Dirty Harry
May the force be with you. – Star Wars
Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfucker. – Die Hard
No, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me. – Independence Day
Do not go in there. Woo. – Ace Ventura
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. – Planet of the Apes

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smilin6969 40 Reviews 1069 reads

posted 12 years ago

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A couple of good ones...

The Price is Wrong Bitch! - Happy Gilmore
Usually one must got to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature. - Aurthur
Dude no, this is serious. I just sharted! - Along Came Polly

edgeof10 11 Reviews 1233 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Zed's dead baby - Zed's dead! From my favorite movie ....

.............. Pulp Fiction. Lot's of great lines in that movie.

Fabienne: "Whose motorcycle is this?"

Butch: "It's a chopper, baby."

Fabienne: "Whose chopper is this?"

Butch: "It's Zed's."

Fabienne: "Who's Zed?"

Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

othersubject 9 Reviews 1192 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Kingpin

"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? Guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. You really jarred something loose, tiger."

wadzilla69 1 Reviews 1473 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Posted By: Picknpoppy

Movie lines that would ruin the moment while throwing down your date;

This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.- MIB
Tonight we dine in Hell. – 300
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. – Gone With The Wind
I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too. – Wizard of Oz
Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk. – Dirty Harry
May the force be with you. – Star Wars
Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfucker. – Die Hard
No, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me. – Independence Day
Do not go in there. Woo. – Ace Ventura
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. – Planet of the Apes

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tjr228 23 Reviews 1236 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Here's a few

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? - Meet The Parents

Fat guy in a little coat - Tommy Boy

For one dollar, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex. - The Jerk

73-Jake 1244 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Mood killers

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside" - Han Solo, Empire Strikes Back

"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot" - Dante, Clerks

"I don’t usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but he said you’d make it worth my while." - Monsieur D'Arque, Beauty and the Beast

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Movie lines that would ruin the moment while throwing down your date;

73-Jake 1304 reads

posted 12 years ago

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From one of the best movies of all time

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