After a hot, hard day's work, Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

The bartender replied, "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis."

Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said "I named mine Nike... like you know... just do it!"

So he thought about it for a few minutes and said, " I got one... Secret."

The bartender said, "Why Secret?"

Joe said, "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."