I have yet to look over someone's shoulder to see the Provider Board, but don't some guys get "reviewed" there, especially if there's a problem?
... providers posted reviews of clients on TER? That question has been bandied about over time, with the consensus seeming to be "It will never happen." But in Fantasy Land, anything can happen, yes? Thus I submit for you a sample of what such a review might look like. Actually I've provided two samples: one, a positive review, below; the other is... let's just say, less glowing... and is in a Reply to this post.
Note that these reviews reflect non-FS experiences... that's my style. That leaves it open for others to provide other samples, with FS if so inclined.
Just a reminder, ladies and gentlemen: this is all in fun. Let's not put anything in this thread that is intended to single out or demean a specific client, or provider!
BettyFriedan's Review of Client_X:
Appearance: 8 - Really hot
Behavior: 9 - Forgot he was a client
General Details:
Client_X contacted me via email, my preferred method. His initial inquiry was respectful and provided all the details I needed to be comfortable in seeing him for the first time, including two references from well-known providers. After I confirmed with the references, I exchanged emails with Client_X and we agreed on the date and time. He confirmed the appointment via email a few hours before. When he arrived right on time at my incall, I opened the door (hiding behind it as I like to do), he entered and gave me a big smile, a greeting, and a warm embrace. What followed was a great hour with this charming--and hot--gentleman. I'd love to see him again! VIPs, read on...
The Juicy Details:
My first thought on seeing Client_X was, "Wow, this guy is HOT!" His face reminded me of a younger Mark Harmon. I could tell he was a fit guy even before he removed his clothes, but as I helped him out of his civvies I confirmed that--trim but muscular upper body, six-pack abs, biker-style legs, and a perfect butt with the dip-ins I love. As his clothes flew off we were all over each other, with DFKs and gropes. He's a great kisser, with minty fresh breath. I was already wet from his kisses. He adroitly helped me out of my bra and panties, and I slid down to give his rock-hard cock a formal welcome. Giving Client_X his first BBBJ was a real treat--he must be 10", and everything Down South is neatly groomed and was fresh and tasty.
Then we meandered to my bedroom, where he proceeded to treat me with more great kisses (all over), caresses (all over), licking and sucking on my breasts that almost brought me to my first O, and then made his way to my pussy and gave me one of the best DATYs I've ever had. I think I O'd 3 times, not sure. Then it was his turn again... he said he loves 69 so I climbed on top of him and sucked that hot cock again while he gave me a few more O's. He had told me earlier he usually just does one cup, and didn't want to pour it too soon. So I varied tempo to prolong his pleasure. He seemed to be really enjoying it. Then I switched to cowgirl and slid my wet pussy up and down the tail end of his shaft while stroking him with both hands. I could tell he was in ecstasy. He told me he was ready to cum, so I went down on him and let him explode in my mouth--caught every last drop!
We were both spent and cuddled for awhile, had a nice conversation--I could tell he's an intelligent, considerate guy with a great sense of humor. Then it was time for a quick shower (grabbed a few more DFKs then), and kiss and hug goodbye. He told me he had a great time and would like to see me again soon... yeah, baby!
... not as positive as my first sample fantasy-land review:
BettyFriedan's Review of Client_Y:
Appearance: 4 - Ok if you are drunk
Behavior: 3 - Barely worth the effort
General Details:
I don't like to speak poorly of a client but, honestly, this guy was bad news from first contact to the goodbye. I should probably have my brain examined for agreeing to see him in the first place. His initial email was sketchy and pretty crude; I had second thoughts then, but it was a slow week so I decided to cut him some slack. After a lengthy email exchange, he was able to provide two verifiable references, and we set up the date. The minute he set foot through the door of my incall I thought, "What have I done??" I think I'll be "booked" if this guy asks for another date. More details for the VIPs follow...
The Juicy Details:
Client_Y walked through the door and the first thing I noticed was his breath... seems he must have had a lot of onions or garlic or both for lunch and didn't brush afterwards. OK, so DFKs are off the table, let's move on... then I noticed another smell... B.O.! Really strong B.O. As sweetly as I could, I suggested a nice, refreshing shower while I finished "getting ready" for him. Into the shower he went, cleaned up pretty well actually. He came out with a towel around his waist. He has a nice enough face, especially if you like chins (he has several), but it's clear he's never, ever set foot in a gym. Or even taken a long walk. Big rolls around his middle... when he dropped the towel, it was hard to see the Little Guy (and yes, it was pretty little). And dark hair all over... back, shoulders, chest, Down South... I'm thinking now, balls-licking is off the table, too. At least it was clean hair, now. I guided him to the bed and he was immediately grabbing me, with no finesse, no concept of a warm-up. Fortunately, he had booked only 30 minutes! (sigh of relief)
I asked him what he liked and he said Greek. I gently reminded him that country was not on the itinerary, nor was FS, but suggested another country formerly known as the Soviet Union. He said that was fine, so I gave him the best BBBJ/HJ combo I could muster under the circumstances (I pride myself on being a professional) and then segued into the Russian position. He didn't seem to be enjoying it much, so I asked him if anything was wrong. He told me he was disappointed because I wasn't nearly as young as I appear in my photos (which were taken 2 weeks ago!), I was "kinda saggy" (never heard THAT before, and he should talk!), and based on my reviews he expected a lot better experience. WTF?! Even after that, I did manage to get him to the finish line via Moscow, then went to get warm damp towels to clean us both up. He muttered a "thanks", got dressed, and left. Then I looked in the envelope he had dropped on the dresser and discovered the donation was $20 short! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
I imagine some ladies would be harassed for giving less than stellar reviews. That is, IF they would write the less than stellar reviews. I also think you would see more bad reviews written by men as revenge or to "get even". I think this is why blacklists and provider references exist.
Absolutely hilarious!!!!!
I've always said you Nordics are intelligent, perceptive fellows!
What was the tip-off for you? The smiley faces on the "reviews"? The references to "Fantasy Land"? Or maybe the note about "this is all in fun"?
Related link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvlKFoV5El0
I have yet to look over someone's shoulder to see the Provider Board, but don't some guys get "reviewed" there, especially if there's a problem?
I think it woul dbe nicer than having white list and hope it gets replaced with reviews.
I like Betty's dead-on humor; it's on the mark and very funny.
I personally don't believe Hobbyist reviews should follow the format of Provider reviews. I'd like to see, for example, a multiple-choice or checklist review, with space for comments. But that assumes they'd be accessible to all Hobbyists. If only providers view them, then it's up to the providers to figure it out.
Start a blog and review your clients at will. Alias reviews don't get much cred though.
and they would ask why a score of zero wasn't allowed.
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The old adage "the customer is always right" doesn't feel so right when you have an overly demanding, unappreciative, or difficult client. There are definitely people who are like that by nature. Maybe too, they are simply lousy clients.
As long as a client isn't truly lousy, the measure of a client is supposed if they do business with you and do they pay well. I think if any sort of public review of provider clients were to be established, it might end up backfiring. As as example I thing if a business started putting clients names and rating them on YELP, they might find business drying up.
For the truly lousy client, or worse, providers do have those blacklists.