I will be inside the door, clip board in hand, sitting on a stool dressed in my black business suit, legs crossed. I will hand you the clip board and you will start the paper work as I watch over my glasses. If you take to long..*slap* out comes the leather motivation....

Leann, SSAN aside, this application may be discriminatory. Please submit it to the MN Department of Human Rights and The Federal EEOC for approval. I'm concerned that if I complete this application, I may get screened out based on certain criteria. Oh, by the way, can you do a PDF with the ability to fill it out and submit online. That would be really great.

Beautiful! Yes that's it!
*gulp what if she checks my spelling?*

If you have mine why can't I have yours? Fair is fair! Lol!

I'd venture to guess if in your presence you spelling would be the last thing I'd be focusing on. (fans self)

A PDF. Hmmm..... Now there's an idea! bob62 you have a way of turning my 50 watt into a 200 watt. No need for a resume. I prefer live auditions.

... where do I send it? You left out the address. The little head is firmly in control and I really, really, really wanna get laid.

This is after all purely for entertainment purposes only. (giggles)

Forget the over the counter pain relievers. Schedule an appt with a lovely lady despite your lack of desire. I promise you will soon change your mind. Endorphins will relieve any pain imaginable. I swear! True story!