I was just looking on BP (a formality, really; nothing new under the sun) when I came across this regular poster. After the little camera telling me she had pics, in the space reserved for location information, was this: safe convent location.

I'm betting a convent would be a safe location for a discreet meeting, until someone heard us, and then the rulers would come out and our fingers would be in jeopardy.

Spelling counts, ladies.

... than your fingers would be in jeopardy. On the other hand, the sisters may need some servicing too.

Not many people will be able to top saying they did it in a convent!