"Tho' I've belted you and flayed you, By the livin' Gawd that made you, You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!"

go for it friend- you will live to tell us all about it, I presume.

Okay...opportunity knocks. Circumstance has me at home alone on Christmas. eve. As luck would have it I've had the good fortune to set up appointments with two beautiful women for the day. A two hour in the morning and another two hour in the evening. What I want to know is.....am I just plain selfish? Do I need to see a sex therapist? Or.....is this the best freakin Christmas present ever?

Go for it. Have a great time.   bigdell

I would do anything not to be alone on Christmas.  You may be satisfying more than just your needs!

Merry Christmas and enjoy your schedueled events.  

PS: Give a little stocking stuffer!

I don't know you (britton) well enough to know if this song applies to you, but this verse immediately came to mind.

Basically, I'm thinking, "I wish I had your kind of cash!!"


     He's Misstra Know-It-All, Stevie Wonder (1:20 in)

If you tell him he's livin' fast
He will say what do you know
If you had my kind of cash
You'd have more than one place to go oh

He's Misstra Know-It-All, Stevie Wonder

If you tell him he's livin' fast   (1:20 in)
He will say what do you know
If you had my kind of cash
You'd have more than one place to go oh

Just be sure to be rested for the evening visit. You'll probably be exhausted by the end of saturday!

No, you're not selfish or a sex addict. You're just doing what we all want to do....because you can!
Nothing wrong with that.  

It's never enough.  Nicely done!

Thanks for the suggestion.....I picked up the stocking stuffers today.....trying to stay in the spirit of giving.

The answer is......Best freakin Christmas ever. Holy shit....between the elf and the rocker....I'm tired.

Wish my Christmas Eve had been even a fraction so entertaining!

Very nice!

"I Wanna Be Rich" is pretty concise! Then there's "I want money!"

My favorite version of this classic is by the Flying Lizards:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W25_jgiY51I (1:31 live)



Here's the original:

Barrett Strong - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uqCocIh3_o