With unlimited funds, I’d hire my favorite massage therapist to massage my wife and me every day (ok, need some days off in there, might need two therapists). She could do anything she wants the rest of the time.
For the beyond-massage fun, at least 2-3 times week I’d invite a top-notch provider over to our cozy mansion (which we’d get with the unlimited funds). Then I’d wake up from the dream and go to work.
With unlimited funds, I’d hire my favorite massage therapist to massage my wife and me every day (ok, need some days off in there, might need two therapists). She could do anything she wants the rest of the time.
For the beyond-massage fun, at least 2-3 times week I’d invite a top-notch provider over to our cozy mansion (which we’d get with the unlimited funds).
If I had no limits on funds (and perhaps a Magic Lantern, I would rub it and the Genie would appear with Unlimited Wishes) I would make 20 Clones of myself. Hey, it's my dream, so don't burst my balloon! Placement would be: Mpls/St Paul, New York, NY, Miami, FL, Dallas, TX, Denver, CO, San Francisco, CA, Los Angeles, CA and last but not certainly least, Las Vegas, NV, where I would meet two certain (XXX) lovely ladies from the Twin Cities, and stay with them in Sin City. And then onto Europe, Australia, Asia, Africia, Russia and soon I (we) shall conquer the World ! There are 19 others and we would soon make 20 more. Anyway, back to Earth with my Cocoa Puffs, I'm cuckoo for them.
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