Hi. I'll be visiting your city soon for the March Martyr Madness. I'm hoping to have a blast!

I'm looking for 72 beautiful, full breasted virgins. Can you give me some recommendations?

Thank you.

Try Kristen Rose / Greenly.  Word on the street is that if you're the hundredth lucky shopper she'll show you the time of your life.

that you remember our commandments, particularly the one that says:

"thou shall not give any real responses to alias 411 ads"

Now 15 Our Fathers and 10 Hale Marys please.

Yea genius, you can also say hello to the FBI now that  theyve started monitoring your emails. Probably the dumbest post Ive ever read in this forum.

. . . that was a mistranslation and that it's really 72 olives?

I suppose, if you use your imagination, you could still have some fun, but it probably wouldn't be the same. . . .

72 MARTINIS!!!

no, I will not help you.

Is there anything that you would like to confess?



Please...

ROFL...

Sorry Father for I have NOT sinned today!

But I got fuck'd very well!

Thank u kindly father!

Luv it!

Xoxo

Yes my child, procreation is not a sin.  How ever you said you "got...." please remember it is better to give than receive, so remember to give back next time to the gentleman that is so giving to you.

I will be expecting to see you at Mass today Ms Amber.  I'm up for the 11:00 am if you can come.

Father O