Minnesota
I'm guessing you didn't get married... no one would have you.
Mail order bride?
Full time gay?
Bought a sheep?
Or Flogging the dolphin 
Since "retiring", I have fucked an occasional c/l prostitute, and a few livelinks amateur-whores and even a retarded girl that works at walmart (I shit you not! LOL!)
But to be honest, I wore myself out sexually, it took weirder and weirded things to keep me hard and get my rocks off, so walking away from the hobby wasn't really difficult... You just haven't been at it as long as I was, or with the same obsessive-compulsiveness I had, so you haven't experienced "hitting the wall" that will eventually come... (You'll know you're there when you've got a session set up with an ATF offering you a free all-nighter and you feel "inconvenienced" because you have to go over to her place, so you just blow her off and don't answer your phone when she calls..) My sexual-gluttony finally caught up with me...
Maybe I'll just have my cock and balls bronzed and hung over the fireplace.... 