Hello All,

Was chatting with a fellow hobbyist yesterday and the topic of massage tables came up.   Over the years of visiting massage providers, there have been a few times when the structural integrity of the massage tables was certainly in question.  

While I sadly approach Sumo Wrestler build more than my previous welterweight structure, (mild exaggeration),  there have been times when the squeaking noise emitted by the table was rather loud, not to mention the rocking motion that the massage provider and I contributed to.   More than once, I thought the table would collapse.  Thankfully, all stayed intact.

Curious if anyone has some entertaining stories about their experiences.

I had a weird experience about 10 yrs ago.  The gal was on top of me doing a P2P stripper slide and the table gave way. All 4 legs just folded inward all at the same time.  No creaking, squeaking or any notice whatsoever, just boom and we went down.  I grabbed her and pulled her into me so we were chest to chest.  We didn't fall off or anything but now we were on the floor still in position on the table.  She was like "fuck, I kinda thought this might happen sooner or later".   We both face to face now laughing hysterically.  But since we were still in position she looked at me said "should I just keep going?" I was like hell yeah.   So we finished the session while still laying on the top of the table on the floor.