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Massage Nirvana, Anyone been here?
Rxyman 92 Reviews 1308 reads
posted
2 / 15

Completely DIY I doubt this will last very long. They put their address right in the ad. I'm waiting for someone to TOFTT on this one.

bdrmEyes 1123 reads
posted
3 / 15

Since a lot of the massage places that advertise in the non-adult section of the BP use addresses, my guess - can't say since I'm not a massage kind of guy - is that maybe they have pretty girls giving massages and that's it. Can't be the first massage place that's ever just given massages.

backbend 43 Reviews 1172 reads
posted
4 / 15

At least in person the menu structure is fairly upfront re:  states of dress (or undress).  I did not "hit the bid"; they were asking $220 for the session I was interested in and my guess is that it would be it was DIY.

DirtyJesus 1063 reads
posted
5 / 15

Back in the early 2000's there was a self-service jack-shack on the ground floor of the Sexton that I frequented often because I lived walking distance from it. It was owned/operates by an odd pervert in his fifties and he always had a bunch of really young hotties that would massage you while you played with yourself and he watched through a peep-hole to make sure you didn't get too friendly with any of his girls... And while I never got full-service in-house at his establishment, I discretely took several of his little girls home for take-out without his knowledge after their shift was done.  He didn't pay much, and dipped into their tips, so a few hundred went a LONG ways with those girls once I got them home. :->

MsDynamite See my TER Reviews 991 reads
posted
6 / 15

That was Chuck  & it's true everything you said except worse.  
This place is someone elses.  

Posted By: DirtyJesus
Back in the early 2000's there was a self-service jack-shack on the ground floor of the Sexton that I frequented often because I lived walking distance from it. It was owned/operates by an odd pervert in his fifties and he always had a bunch of really young hotties that would massage you while you played with yourself and he watched through a peep-hole to make sure you didn't get too friendly with any of his girls... And while I never got full-service in-house at his establishment, I discretely took several of his little girls home for take-out without his knowledge after their shift was done.  He didn't pay much, and dipped into their tips, so a few hundred went a LONG ways with those girls once I got them home. :->

DirtyJesus 1022 reads
posted
7 / 15

Did you work for him? Ever take any outcalls to a nearby Highrise-condo?  :-D

I remember some of those "worse" things as well, like Chuck constantly coming in the room offering to put on a fuck-show with the girls massaging me for an extra 300. (Of which I would not be allowed to participate in; only watch...)  However having Chuck around made me feel like less of a sexual-deviant...

(one more meaningless ramble about chuck's)
One of my more awkward "regular-life moments" was when I walked into Revamp to have Christopher cut my hair, as he'd been doing for me for years and my favorite massage-girl from Chuck's is now their RECEPTIONIST there! Which maybe for some guys would be no big deal, but I had always kept my civil-life and my hobby-life extremely disconnected... That was equally weird when I saw her again at Chucks. Especially since we both seemed to be trying to ignore that we'd just met at Revamp where I had to give her a very different name and personal info that she knew me as at Chuck's..

MsDynamite See my TER Reviews 975 reads
posted
8 / 15

I went to a few places and yes unfortunately way back I did work there under a different name I bet that dude still has nude pics of me too. Grrrr

Posted By: DirtyJesus
Did you work for him? Ever take any outcalls to a nearby Highrise-condo?  :-D  
   
 I remember some of those "worse" things as well, like Chuck constantly coming in the room offering to put on a fuck-show with the girls massaging me for an extra 300. (Of which I would not be allowed to participate in; only watch...)  However having Chuck around made me feel like less of a sexual-deviant...  
   
 (one more meaningless ramble about chuck's)  
 One of my more awkward "regular-life moments" was when I walked into Revamp to have Christopher cut my hair, as he'd been doing for me for years and my favorite massage-girl from Chuck's is now their RECEPTIONIST there! Which maybe for some guys would be no big deal, but I had always kept my civil-life and my hobby-life extremely disconnected... That was equally weird when I saw her again at Chucks. Especially since we both seemed to be trying to ignore that we'd just met at Revamp where I had to give her a very different name and personal info that she knew me as at Chuck's...      
 

lockstock 229 Reviews 865 reads
posted
9 / 15

beautiful, smart, Thai(?) girl Lisa(?) that I took out to dinner a couple times worked there.  Chuck was a dirty bastard.

Posted By: DirtyJesus
Back in the early 2000's there was a self-service jack-shack on the ground floor of the Sexton that I frequented often because I lived walking distance from it. It was owned/operates by an odd pervert in his fifties and he always had a bunch of really young hotties that would massage you while you played with yourself and he watched through a peep-hole to make sure you didn't get too friendly with any of his girls... And while I never got full-service in-house at his establishment, I discretely took several of his little girls home for take-out without his knowledge after their shift was done.  He didn't pay much, and dipped into their tips, so a few hundred went a LONG ways with those girls once I got them home. :->

TC Guy 104 Reviews 849 reads
posted
10 / 15

I went there once in early 2005 and saw a girl named Kitana who later worked as Jenna at a couple of other places (Bellas and Tranquility I think).  She was a hotty I miss her!

DirtyJesus 880 reads
posted
11 / 15

I never got her to take me up on any of my take-out offers... I had a couple nice exchange-massages with her, but after a couple strike-outs, I moved on to some of the other girls...  

I had many an off-site romp with that beautiful tall athletic blonde name Danielle. (There's a provider I'd probably have said yes to if she'd have asked me to marry her!)

I also did a bunch of sleepovers with the 18yo mixed girl named Carmen and I also took her pics that she later used in ber TC-uncovered ads when she went FS

there was a tiny Polynesian girl (i don't remember her name), probably 75lbs and 4'9" that had a bunch of tattoos, which I saw at her place numerous times that could milk me dry like a machine!

I tried out numerous other girls that worked there for massage in-house, but didn't get any traction for after hours fun...

DirtyJesus 774 reads
posted
12 / 15

All these trips down memory lane are giving me a raging boner! It reminds me why I chose this lifestyle in the first place.  
(I have few regrets of being a lifelong whoremonger. especially when I see guys out with their fat-assed wives and mess of screaming kids. it's at moments like that I'm VERY sure this was a better wat to spend my life and dollars!)

Posted By: TC Guy
I went there once in early 2005 and saw a girl named Kitana who later worked as Jenna at a couple of other places (Bellas and Tranquility I think).  She was a hotty I miss her!  

MsDynamite See my TER Reviews 796 reads
posted
13 / 15

She moved on to better things I believe if I'm remembering correctly..
Worked at bellas too.

TC Guy 104 Reviews 731 reads
posted
14 / 15

Cute young asian girl, I dunno maybe about 5'3".  I do not remember that she had any tattoos or other real identifying features.  I have not seen her in at least 7 years so hard to remember LOL.  

I believe that she mentioned that she lived in Australia for a while?  Anyway I did a review of her (link below).  Maybe there is something in it that will jog your memory.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=53363

TC Guy 104 Reviews 793 reads
posted
15 / 15

Yep, that is what I heard as well.  Another massage provider that I used to see mentioned that she had gotten married.  Well good for her I sure miss her though!

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