just some quick info on the two clubs nikki and i found.
After having done nothing but straight things this whole trip nikki was begging me to take her to her first strip club..well def nothing like the us...the first club stringers the bouncers told us we had to have a reservation the second two doors down said we had to have a mae escort i got pissed and snapped waht my money is not good enough!!...they said well you have to buy a dance and isaid of course did you think i would come in and just gauk like most the men!!!!
so we go in it was 15euro each..got in two drinks 1250euro i tipped 5euro got a complimentary round from bartender not sure why...  three men in the place no stage just a bunch of girls ranging from exceptional to lamlighter type all wearing their coats sitting around drinking and smoking guess stuff doesnt change crossing the pond..so i notice that the men seem to be chatting with the masies but not spending any money i laugh at the whole well you girls need to be escorted by a male...so i chose this south american girl who had a great face and incredible hair...i couldnt see her body because of the coat but what the hell purchased tokens for nikki and i 30euro each her song for full nude dance.
Her outfit was terrible but when it came off nikki and idecided it WAS the best body we had ever seen in person..not that she had seen many  It was all natural but i cant tell you how perfect it was...it was nude but her pants never came off she just pulled them down would have like to have seen her legs but the rest was def jaw dropping
100euro later we left a wee bit dissapointed at the scence but had a long chat at about how great she looked
london i found a girl who offers both incall and outcall for massage both straight and fun outcall will cost more..and alot more i went to incall location kilbun high road in in central london..you should call ahead for appt....nana 02073728669

I was in London in the Soho area - just up the street from the large square and I saw the sign... GIRLS..GIRLS...GIRLS - so I figured what the hell, let's give it a shot.

Went up to the door was assured this was a great place. Went down into the "Club" and was floored with how small this club was - about the size of large living room - seriously no bigger the 20 x 20. A  bouncer at the register - and a "bartender" behind the bar reduced the room size to less the 10 x 15. Add a couple of couches and you get the picture. Small and cozy.

A young lady asked if she could sit down with me and of course I said yes. She asked if I would buy her a drink and again, fo course I said yes. We started chatting and the yound lady kept telling me how good the show was going to be and that I was really going to have a good time. About 5 minutes later she stated I had to settle up the bar bill prior to the "show". I got the bill and it was 400 pounds. I hit the roof!!! I refused to pay it. Then the bouncer comes from behind his area and asks if there is a problem. I told him what the problem was and he asked if I had read the menu carefully. And sure as shit, there it was - 200 pounds per drink if the lady is sitting with you. I still refused to pay and things started to get threatening.

To make a long story short, I ended up paying about 200 pounds and getting out of the club. In order to do this, they made me fill out some type of "legal" document that they used my DL for and it basically states that I may be summoned to appear in what was the equivalent of a small claims court for the unpaid balance. This was done with the large bouncer standing over me and while not ever saying that things would get ugly if I didn't fill out the paperwork, the intimidation was obvious and intentional.

The hardest part was telling my wife that I may be getting some type of summons from a British Court and why that may happen!!! Well the summons never came, and I have not been back to England sinces, so I don't know if they wait for you to go through customs and then nail you for the fine or hold you on the way back out - just not sure what is going to happen, if anything, but probably nothing.

I later asked a couple of my British co workers if this was a common practice and was advised in the SOHO area, anything can happen. Not typicall, but defininetly not unheard of.

Lessons learned....Keep your gaurd up and your wallet close and read the damn menu!!! It's in English!!!

Have fun

Tales of London
Well the Smurf has had the pleasure of London too.  
Fun facts,
Beware of soho clubs and gogo bars, they are havens for drink rip offs and very very expensive action if any.  Beware of hawkers who try to lure you upstairs.  A tip off is if they ask you if you have any weapons on you.  A woman once lured me into a doorway to go to some upstairs place.  It was quite dickensonian because she had the cockney accent and everything.  Well, being such a danger seeker, I quickly noticed two men coming up behind me, or at least moving in to rob me  Clean cut, but thuggish in an oi boy sorta way.  Well, I said yeah, I gotta knife, what’s wrong. Boy they backed off in a hurry. She went with them saying she might call a bobby.  I said, yeah I’ll call one for you and she told me to feck meeself.

I did have a thrill near king’s cross for a mere 10 quid.  Notoriously seedy, I loved being the ugly American and walking around with a can of really strong cider called StrongBow.  Well, I met pretty lass in a dark corner and the rest is history.  Cheaper than America in that instance, but I felt guilty for taking advantage of the down trodden.

It is also great for fetishes over their spanking, role-playing, costumes.  I found a woman who will spank you with a gasmask on and make you call her mommy, I wasn’t interested but I know guys who are.  All in all it was terribly expensive, about double what you pay here. But you do get British accents and lots of selection.

The girls all have runner’s put up cards in phone booths that list their rates telephone numbers and sometimes locations.  Sometimes it is the real girl, sometimes a bit of bait and switch.  If you are a younger male and reasonably good looking, you probably won’t need to call any of these ladies—just stay at a hostel and try to strike up a conversation with an ausie, a Canadian or other nationality.  I call it international exchange a few days and drinks later and you will probably be sharing a room.  Also works if you can make buddies with a cute Aussie guy. They get all the hook ups, you get seconds.