Sorry to hear about your phone.
1) My sonar is on
2) I am at parascope depth
3) My Thomahawk missle has a radar lock on your lovely target.
4) I am ready to dive dive dive !!
5) We may have to transfer some "ballist"
6) Remember I can stay "down" for a long time before coming up for air.
All this for a phone...
I have a better idea  You supply your "cans" and I'll supply you a "rope"  hehehehehe

LOL that was cute Red

When I'm back on my feet, you better watch out LOL

But don't make promises you can't keep !!! (aggressivley prodding you along hehehehe) Wip me / beat me / make me write bad checks. Call me Monday

I'm heading out of town for a bit.  Be back Friday.  Following week getting my gallbladder taken out.  
I'm fine, just sick of waiting....  I'm updating my calendar to reflect this stuff.  I'm hoping to feel much better by October.
I miss your smily face!!!  When's Foxy Kay coming to town, maybe we can do a double for your birthday hehehehe

With both of you that would put me in the hospital. AFLAC !!! May need to take out some extra insurance. Call when you can.