I'm going to try that next time I'm sitting next to a woman in an appropriate setting like this lol...if I can say it without getting slapped lol.

Posted By: Karley

Why not add a little humor to it....  
   
 XoXo, Karley  
   
 Lets Have Some Fun.....  
 Please share some funnies

little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached
 by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
   
 The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."
   
 The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town.  I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday...I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
   
 The little boy replied with a chuckle.  "You're bullshitting me, right?    

You don't even know the way to the Post Office!”

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin , a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

 The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.

 He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.  

'In fact', he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society'.

 After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

 'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery, asked the couple?

 'Because I am the artist, who painted the picture,' he replied. 'In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.