Hey all, since my last few experiences with some of the local FBSM massage gals, I've decided not to complain, but to put together a little list of things we guys love and hate about our experiences with them.  I'm going to assume that our thoughts are probably similar, but let's all join in!

es:
1. A woman that lets me get a sniff of her most delicate areas.
2. A woman who's willing to engage in a little finger play with my yogurt offering.  Fingerpainting?  Yes, Please!
3. A woman who is on time.
4. Offer an upgrade to FS or BBBJTCIM.  Obviously, not expcted, but often appreciated.
5. Be willing to take same day appts. I tend to book when the sap is running high.
6. Dirty talk
7. Play around a little with my 'tate and taint.
8. Rare, but if I book an hour, I would like 2 pops.  The rarity of this is why I typically book 30 min sessions.
9. Warm, moist, scented towel, taken from a warmer in the massage room, for cleanup.
10. An offer of a bottle of water is always nice.

Hope more of you guys chime in.  I'm reading!

I think you have it pretty well figured out Ms. montage

For many many years I try to do EVERYTHING you guys want but some fellas just aren't happy regardless of how many things I tweak in my offerings I've even spent $5,000 renovating another space I had for a brand new shower that NOT ONE PERSON USED,  Talk about a waste.  
So, please let me do my job & quit micromanaging me. Thanks!  
Good post BTW.  
 I think this is more for newer gals though.
Oh and +1 on the baby oil, cheap lotion. Gaross!

I love the table showers. If a hot tub was available and there was room for two, I think that might be the ultimate!

Proper set up is very important to me.
Whether walk in or not clients need privacy I used to hate hate hate working at an amp
 & all I'd hear was noise of girls or the doors slamming.  
Not to mention hearing other appointments & the very cramped quarters.
 I like to be able to move around my table so I can crawl all over you with my hands & body from all angles  
Nothing sadder than watching my poor MT struggle to navigate through a teeny tiny space in order  to work on me.

I don't get many sensual massages, and when I do, it is usually for some other related activity. I enjoy a massage that includes lots of prostate play, or a massage combined with a dance and strip tease.  I generally expect the woman to be nude or at least topless and allow me to touch. I appreciate some teasing, and of course, I want her to give me  nice HJ happy ending.  I prefer to have no oil, other than the oil used for the HE.  What I don't expect from a Massage woman is a BJ or FS, even as an upgrade. If I wanted that, I would go see an escort who includes those things as part of her basic service.    

I already told you what I like.  no reason to wait for someone to pose the question on the forum.  And yes you do have it figured out.

I wish the T-S places weren't so shy about seeing ladies here. I've had one in china & in SF and mmm that was nice.  
No he but nevertheless I see why people like them so much. Xo.

Loves "Do you like this?" versus "What do you want me to do?"

I like:
Good conversation
Willingness to do want I like. (why would I pay for anything less?)
Warm tables
Good attitude
Complete wipe down to remove the evidence.
Asian providers.
Quality massage
A mint at the end and water

There is nothing you can learn from reading these posts that you don't already know. Baby you could be the professor for this class!!

Loves:

There were several things mentioned in the loves that I do lots of.  There were a few things in the hates that I have every intention of working on (top priority: updating my space better-I'm NOT a decorator, but I'm getting help).

Trinity
Prefer the warm wipes.   If they're cold as if they just came out of the fridge, then that would be an issue.   Keep in mind that things get very extra sensitive right before clean up time! But when the massage area is kept a little warmer then they are just fine.

Warm wipes are better than cold, but warm towels just feel good.

dislike:
when you get in the room and notice the clock in the room is set 10 min or so ahead. (We have cell phones - we know the correct time)

My primary issue with the wipes is the temperature.  If they are cold, OMG it just kills the 'cool down' process to the nth degree.  I've also experienced on one occasion the person used wipes with some kind of antibacterial antiseptic which left me feeling less than stellar after I urinated the next time.  I don't think they were made for 'that area'.

LOL +1 on the setting the clock forward!  Really if you dislike the job this much to where you have to employ a ridiculous trick like setting the clock forward to short each client out of part of their session.... have you considered an exciting career as a medical assistant?  LOL

All helpful information but what about when the massage is done on an outcall basis? What are some likes/dislikes? Example: tables/beds, towels (wet and warm or just dry), etc  

Don't think there will be anything new, but since customers like different things, votes may matter.  

About the comment that wipes were not made for 'that area'... Ummm, baby wipes were made very much for 'that area'... or did I misunderstand?

People DO that?  Jeez.  Naive moment here :P

Once a therapist at a semi legit place (the old San Mei) asked me point blank about how my wife felt about her rubbing her boobies (she was still wearing a shirt and bra) in my face.  Kind of a mood killer

Not all wipes are made for babies, Trin. If they have bleach in them, please keep them away from my seed shooter.

... and related to that, honesty, are much appreciated.  I know it can be difficult to achieve day after day in this business... but some providers it has been my privilege to meet are exceptional in this regard.  

Or maybe a medical receptionist

Shorting time (however it's done) is just cheap and no one leaves without noticing. You have to be REALLY hot to get repeats if that's your game.  

Works both ways don't ask about my SO & I won't ask about yours lol  
I mean why ask?  Totally agree.

Likes
- Hand and arm massages - hands tend to get missed and I'm a huge sucker for having my arms rubbed
- Scalp massage - I'm bald and it feels nice, sue me
- Starting to play before I expect it - generally the first 15 minutes or so are pretty clinical no matter who you see, keeping me off balance by doing a little teasing here or there is a welcome bonus
- Improvising - Any time it is obvious that the provider is going off her standard script it is a huge turn-on and totally flattering. It takes trust to do that, and I'll work very hard never to lose your trust.
- Knowing the meaning of Bah Weep Granna Weep Ninnie Bong - I'm a nerd god dammit, I like nerdy things and relating to people in nerdy ways.  
- A follow up email/text after the appointment  - It makes me smile.

One of the best posts in a long time. Thanks for kicking this off tokenring2!

loves

, you're very sweet for saying and I do believe you believe and even I believe this to be true; while I also believe that I can still learn more and endlessly.

am with you DJ...  warm wipes are ok for me on my body but only ok... warm sanitized hot moist towels all the way, no question.  But the 100% sanitary is, of course, the only way.  But it takes time and preparation.

I've read the ingredients on those wipes and though they may think it is good for a baby ... I have found that my body also reacts negatively to the chemicals and also, most of the ingredients will show up on the "no" list on the "skin deep" database for the face, let alone down under.

Re: Or maybe a medical receptionist

Only once in my first two months did anyone leave within inside of the 60 mins.... he had to run to a meeting but wanted to meet me.  Glad he did!   I don't ever schedule anyone back to back with only two clients on average a day (sometimes, with exception 3).    

YES   YES   YES!!!!    Reviewers, I would love love love descriptions on massage techniques!      I'm so bi-   I feel like I have to do the DIY and visit the women just so I can see what they're all really like because no one writes about it but it might be a bit awkward for me to show up because they might not like having a provider scope them out... though I would be going for my very own pleasure.

Do you have a favorite mint?   I am so on the hunt!

... when guys go see a provider for a massage, so you can take copious notes etc. etc., I'll bet you'd get, oh say, several thousand volunteers.

ots away... sign me up!   Let's go!

Hmmm...I am heading to Indonesia this month.  I will check it all out and report back to you guys.  Or..maybe not.

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Posted By: elanmontage

YES   YES   YES!!!!    Reviewers, I would love love love descriptions on massage techniques!      I'm so bi-   I feel like I have to do the DIY and visit the women just so I can see what they're all really like because no one writes about it but it might be a bit awkward for me to show up because they might not like having a provider scope them out... though I would be going for my very own pleasure.  

   
 Well, let's see. There is the Fingernails of Aphrodite, where her nails gently trace every muscle.  And of course, the Hello Sailor is self-explanatory. Then there is the Indonesian Sponge Bath, a technique only spoken of in hushed whispers, which some hobbyists think may be a myth, like Bigfoot or St Paul nightclubs.

Eww nope. I usually buy these big bins of washcloths & just throw them away.