Leprechaun


A man walks into the men's bathroom and starts peeing next
to a midget.
He looks down at the midget and says, "Jeez,
you've got the longest c*ck I ever saw." "That's cause I'm a
leprechaun. You'll have one just as long when you wake up
tomorrow morning."says the midget.
"Gee, thanks."says the guy. "Just do me one small favor"says the midget."Let me f*ck you in the bathroom stall." The guy says okay and they go inside the stall, the midget is all over him, he sucks his d*ck, he ejaculates in his mouth, finally, the midget f*cks the guy's *sshole.
 "How old are you?" says the midget.
"35."says the guy.
"Wow" says the midget. "Thirty five and
he still believes in leprechauns!"