Who better to ask for surgical advice than a fellow hobby enthusiast? ....My provider.
After taking willie, my manhood, my junk, and I don’t mean the stuff laying at the back door, in for a tune up at the local shop, you know Melissa’s repair and body shop, I realized that much work was needed. That original banana shape and firmness as if just picked green, had been replaced with a brown spotted and limp soggy version, that sits out on the counter and attracts fruit flies, with balls hanging so low that one has to move quickly past the dogs in fear that they spy them dangling out of your knickers and chase you down for a nibble. More embarrassing is showing up for a tryout at the Indoor Sports Arena and having Melissa tell you that your whole team was disqualified for doping with Viagra and using your old plastic catheters as penile extensions. Hell my doctor once scolded me when he had to remove one that had slipped to the side and made the head look like that of a hammer, and had the nurse running for a penicillin injection when I told him I was getting mellifluous and he thought I said I had syphillus. But the worse part was when they would not let me leave the office without a couple straps of duct tape to keep me safe from the animals in the neighborhood that were sure to spy me as I strolled by.
So my question for the ladies, is to whether size and shape really matters? Or is it just performance and how you are treated that really seals the adventure? After years of misuse, followed by more years of disuse, there must be some advice or a good surgeon referral, to put some salt back in that peter so that an old hobbyist like myself can attend to the ladies and leave both with a smile and a dream of repeating.
For the guys….we all want to know, I just had the short straw, if you know what I mean, and I was appointed to write this. So anything you can tell us to make the hobby more pleasurable will be greatly accepted. But we can’t promise anything, when it is old and worn out your task will be tremendous. Good luck if you take on the challenge, I hope to see you all soon after months of surgical repair.