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Biglittleguy 13 Reviews 1059 reads
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I've been celibate for a week now.  I don't need the pressure.

Giamarie Lynn1472 reads

Yes, I know, the anatomical term does not sound as sexy as "tah-tahs", but the sight of your mammillaries on Monday will certainly start my week off right! So, ladies (and gentlemen, if you care to share ;) ), get your photos ready for Monday! Big, small, perky and not so much, natural and unnatural...are all welcome. Cheers! Xoxo, Giamarie

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Biglittleguy1473 reads

HAHAHAHA,  I will not share my pictures, don't want to drive people away from this board. lol
What are we all taking the weekend off?

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Masculinepotens1977 reads

every Tuesday I get a flash of breast without a face....

Which reminds me -

Ladies - in doing doubles, does anybody play "Name that pussy?"  The guy gets blindfolded and one lady sits on his face while the other sits on his cock, and he has to say who's who.  If he's wrong, he gets punished.  

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Biglittleguy1782 reads

Now that is a game I could get into!  And what would I get if I get them right?  That must be one hell of a reward.

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Masculinepotens1951 reads

have to stop spanking you.

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Biglittleguy1081 reads

I just can't imagine it getting any better than a really good 2 girl session.  If you earn a reward or prize on top, I may not survive. lol

I may have to through a few rounds just for the hell of it.

Now I have to get this little game set up, I am very competitive, but i see see anyone losing in this game.  Thanks, Masculinepotens let the games begin.

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vorlon1527 reads

We could set up a whole league, have teams and playoffs, crown a champion, pick all-stars!  The possibilities are endless!

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Biglittleguy1480 reads

vorlon, that would take this to a "hole" new level.

NFL "National Fucking League"

MCLA "Minnesota Cunt Licker Association"

Damnit, now my day is shot, I'm not getting anything done now.

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SassyRed1581 reads

I'm a team player!  Put me in coach!

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vorlon818 reads

You're supposed to enjoy yourself!

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Biglittleguy1153 reads

I know, I was using the term working very loosely.  I have another hobby that I was working on. lol

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vorlon755 reads

A nice pair of breasts is a beautiful sight any day of the week!

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hardyharhar859 reads

NOW you're talking!

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drdimsum1113 reads

Ok so post under aliases and make guess who they belong to??  lol

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Biglittleguy1664 reads

not helping me through this weekend. lol

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vorlon1199 reads

Helps build the anticipation for the next time I see someone.  Maybe I should see who's around this weekend?!

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Biglittleguy1060 reads

I've been celibate for a week now.  I don't need the pressure.

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vorlon1020 reads

You can always find a way to handle that.  Some are happier solutions than others but there is a way! ;)

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Biglittleguy2401 reads

I know, I know!  I'm just not the "do-it-yourself" kind of guy. lol

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vorlon1290 reads

"There's a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees a patient masturbating right there in the hallway.

"What condition does he have?" the student asks.

"He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder," the doctor replies. "If he doesn't obtain sexual release several times a day, he'll pass into a coma."

The student takes some notes on that, and they continue down the hall. As they turn the corner, he sees another patient with his pants around his ankles, receiving oral sex from a beautiful nurse.

"What about him?" the student asks. "What's his story?"

"Oh, it's the same condition," the doctor replies. "He just has a better health plan." "

Like that one!

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jollygerman1280 reads

I tried the self handjob this AM and my hand fell asleep!!!!

MAJOR REJECTION!!

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