Best line: "She has little muscles everywehr but they are not grosss."

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1278572

I looked at it because she doesn't offer anything that could warrant a 10.  Had to read.  Good stuff.

....The guy writing ths review sure had fun....sooooooo Trinity, did you have any real fun today (besides posting funny stuff here)??   Hmmmmm? Inquiring minds want to know.

"I am in Vegas looking for a job and I have been watching my pennies."

Is this what you would call a big spender??

Mmm... I'll include only the fun parts you want to know about...

Blah blah blah... Right before perving on TER one last time before bed, I got my favorite vibe out. Wasn't really what I wanted tonight, but it was my best option. It was taking forever. As many of you know, my clit is a tough nut to crack! My vibe dies long before I'm there. I had to pull out the big guns, the Hitachi, which is normally too much for me. Still took too damn long, but it eventually did the trick. I was watching some perverted porn where some chick was getting her pussy clothes pinned. Aahhhh, the life of a star ;P

And that was when I posted the whole review instead of just that one line I liked! It was just too good.

She appears white but she has some exotics about her. I recommnd.

Must be something, between the little muscles and some exotics. Oh, and the "amazing smelling aroma pussy"

My favorite line "I saw nella and her exotic  looks had  me intrigues"

We are allowed to talk about reviews being, hot, sexy, inconsistent and here write about a review (more then likely) written by someone who's native language is NOT English. -How cruel to pick on someone (according to someone with a body part on fire, that reviewer may now go and kill themselves)
And when Samantha Good posts reviews that are interesting, entertaining (possibly funny to some) I get lambasted as if I wrote the review myself.
It's interesting to see what is allowed and who is allowed to post such commentary on reviews.
TL, I'd never report your post for sharing such a great / entertaining review. Because I have a sense of humor and a HEART.
I just feel a HUGE injustice and people on this board purposely have something against me.

Maybe you didn't notice but the only part of his review is the first couple of lines that look funny. From there on he writes like a pro. So I never gave his ethnicity a second thought.He rote just fin.