A Midget From Texas....

A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area, so he went to the doctor and  
told him about his problem.  
   
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants.  
   
The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one  
finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to  
check for a hernia. "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle,  
he asked the midget to cough again.  
   
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.  
   
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.  
   
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not  
hurt.  
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still  
hurt.  
   
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer  
aching.  
   
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel  
it.  
   
What did you do?"  
   
The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."