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I tried Extenz and this is happened to me (pic inside)...sad_smile
somalia_pirate 1354 reads
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IsBiggerBetter1398 reads

I am sure I will get hammered for asking, but is there anything out there that may actually work to increse the size of my penis?  I see/hear all about enzyte, pumps, pills, lotions, etc.  I would really like to find something that works as I am paranoid about my size.  Any real and honest replies would be greatly appreciated.  Thanks.

Howie_Feltersnatch1303 reads

The only thing that truly works is a beautiful gal!

At least that's what works for me, for about 30 minutes anyhow.

Magnum_Penis_Eye1478 reads

If the lotions really made your COCK bigger, wouldn't they also make your HAND bigger ?  :-x

that's totally gross and if you are serious DAMN that sucks.

. . . that "Smilin' Bob" lied to us?

Seriously, I believe the guy behind Enzyte (the owner, not "Smilin' Bob" the actor) did some prison time for false advertising because the stuff actually didn't work.

Who'da thunk?

OK, Googled it; see link.

Unless you can train your dick to lift weights, it ain't gonna happen.

I decided to try an herbal enhacement product one time. It was a capsule "guaranteed" to work in 30 minutes. But wait, we'll also send you some free penis wipes to give you that little extra. Well, I got out of the shower about an hour before the lady was due to arrive, and followed the instructions on the package of penis wipes right to the letter. What I failed to do was read the ingredients. Had I read the ingredients, I might have had second thoughts. One of the ingredients was cayenne pepper. After liberally applying this magic potion, within minutes, my dick burst into flames. At this point, I had visions of the lady showing up to me opening the door, with my dick in a bucket of ice. Luckily, jumping back into the shower, and frantically washing with cool water put the fire out. I did share the story with the lady afterwards, and we had a good laugh.

Lessons learned...Be content with the package you were given, and learn how to use it to the best of your ability...Never, ever put spices on your dick.

Have you tried cock pushups? Its when you use your boner to lift your entire body.  Doesnt make it longer but it does make it wider with all the bigger cock muscles that you develop.

Well_Umm...1123 reads

There are some "machines" that you kind of strap your johnson into that I've read really do work. They are very uncomfortable, need to be worn for several weeks (several hours a day) and have risks of damaging the tissues...but supposedly works. Other than that, I hear they can surgically make it fatter, just not longer. I've not heard of any pills that actually work.

i think the real question here is Does size matter ?

Ladies need your input although i think we know the answer already.

Muse works- PM me and I will give you the details

givemeabreak!1030 reads

OK, so you're the self described stud who brags about seeing 200 differnt gals in the last 2 years AND a local gal twice a month during the same timeframe?

I've seen the price of that stuff on the internet.  You must be either filthy rich or really enjoy sticking things down your peehole, or both.

Read the post again. A couple of years does not mean 2 years. If you can not afford the hobby then get out however with no reviews posted you may be out of it already. Spend some of you money and support the lovely women in your area since Mn. has the best.

InDa300Club980 reads

I use a pump.

It definitely works.

My wife notices the difference.

It ads a teeny bit to the lenght, but it really adds to the girth.

Don't over do it.  About 5 or 6 of vacuum on the vacuum gauge.  Never more than 10, you can injure your blood vessels.

But a pump definitely works.  Just that simple.  

But a good one for $30 or more, with a grip pump and a gauge.  And buy a silicon liner for the base.  Try it a month.  You will feel your cock is bigger when you jack off.  And your lady will feel it bigger in her hands.

how much is "a tiny bit" ??

InDa300Club1048 reads

I'll be candid, it is hard to tell.  At least a quarter inch, maybe as much as half an inch.  But for me, it is the girth.  

I don't wanna sound creepy, but it is a thrill to grab me dick and have it feel more like a beer can than a hot dog....

It just plain feels better being big, I will not lie.

unblievable!!1335 reads

u right about being hammered...how could anyone above the age 13 actually think about posting a question this lncredibally ludicrous.  Idiot Dude you obviously have internet acess to some easy research..grow up and quit dreaming...What we have is wat God gave us and nothing is going to change that...Cmon Dude!!!!!Not even a miracle.......And there r majig elixirs that girls can rub on their boobs instead of spending 5 k for implants of their choice..

InDa300Club1486 reads

I am telling you -- and I defy any of you to try it and dispute it -- get a vacuum pump with a pressure gauge on it.  use it once or twice a day for 6 weeks at about 5 pounds of vacuum.

You will return to this board and admit you are bigger.  Spend 30 plus buck for a good pump.

I am being honest.  I dont know about herbal bs.  But a vacuum pump does work.

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