Wish I Was With You Right Now GFE- says it all, don't you think?

An outstanding GFE that adapts to many situations though not those that include NOGFE, CGFE, or RGFE.

What's Your Way GFE!!!  That's Wendy

GFE, the most overused three letters on TER?  

I was thinking about it this morning while swimming and realized that it is just too broad (no pun intended), of a category.  So, I thought of some definitions!  Enjoy, and as always feel free to add on, debate, or even detract from these thoughts!

NOGFE--no kissing no hugging. Just do it and get it over with.

CGFE--Comatose GFE.  No emotion.  No voluntary movements.

RGFE--Robotic GFE.  Does as told or requested.

EGFE--Escort GFE.  Dresses as you like, out in public...business, business casual,  fun or naughty.  Someone with whom you enjoy conversation a bit of flirtation and especially the admiring looks of the people around you who wonder how you scored time with such a hot woman!

SGFE--Sensual GFE.  Often stemming from the EGFE, interested in drawing things out slowly and with great passion but not at least initially with great intensity.  Meets you at the door with a slow deep kiss and an hour later the intensity is enormous but still building.  Likely to morph into HGFE as well.

HGFE--Hedonistic GFE.  Meets you at the door and you don't make it much farther.   High intensity, high passion.

PSGFE--Porn Star GFE.  Pretty much HGFE but with a kinky twist--toys, a 3rd person, or some other kinky pleasure.

How's that for a start?  Know anyone who resembles these definitions???  Just trying to have some fun on a Monday morning!  LOL

XO
Wendy

SGFE with some slight tendancies towards a few of the others...

That's good thinking for a morning swim!

RLGFE

Real Life Girlfriend Experience -  Nags you about where you've been and what you've been doing.  Complains about being tired and is pissed that you "just don't understand" how difficult things are.  After enough begging, reluctantly submits to sex.

Yikes.  I'm cynical today.  I should maybe lighten up.

Most of those don't really meet anyones definition of GFE.  Particularly NOGFE, CGFE, RGFE..

EGFE is normal GFE, and SGFE are "extra special" GFE.  PSGFE is just PSE, HGFE is really just Wendy

One only has to open Websters, look up "PGFE", P as in Perfect, and you are sure to find a picture of W.Y. Wendy.   Is it shilly when it's gospel?

I completely agree that NOGFE, CGFE, and RGFE are not GFE!!!  But I still see people claiming to be GFE and yet their reviews reflect one of those.

As for me, I do prefer to claim to be an SGFE (foremost) AND HGFE (also) and even occasional PSE tendencies on some occasions!  And I very much enjoy being an EGFE, which I consider to be a bit rare, where you consider it to be "normal".   I am under the impression from many "GFE" escorts that longer dates involving meals and time out in public are not their preference, but certainly my impressions don't mean it's the reality!

XO
Wendy

Posted By: mystere_man

Most of those don't really meet anyones definition of GFE.  Particularly NOGFE, CGFE, RGFE..

EGFE is normal GFE, and SGFE are "extra special" GFE.  PSGFE is just PSE, HGFE is really just Wendy

Ahh, yes, maybe you're right about the "going out" bit.. that is pretty rare.  

It's a shame there are so few true courtesans anymore.  You're in a select club M'lady.

I have come across a few others...

PGFE--ParanoidGFE- gets everything but a blood sample through screening and when she shows up she looks in every closed door, under the bed and a asks where are they I know they are here.  Gives you a hug because time is up and says call me again soon I think you are such a gentleman.

UGFE--UpsellGFE - I'll do anything you want but it will cost extra.

IGFE--IntuitiveGFE- Everytime you see her she has listened to you and seems to know what you like and plans something special to do or surprises you with a fantasy still on your wish list.

There are still a few of us around!  

... GFETWMCTDMDTCMH (girl friend experince then wash my clothes then do my dishes then clean my house)?

Of course there are  

You're just rare  And angels sent from heaven.. or maybe somewhere more fun

These terms are unknown to me!

Divorced Former GFE With Alimony...

STBJGEF - Steak and BJ GFE otherwise know as Valentine Day GFE (VGFE).
Only appears once year.

I was asked what I was doing for Valentine's Day.
Me - nothing.
Her - Huh? Why?
Me - Okay same as last year.
Her - Ok
Me - Steak and BJ
Her - You're an ahole.
Me - I know.

I think a lot of girls who say they do GFE... end up not doing GFE.

A lot of awesome providers like Wendy do all types of GFE (which I've started doing now!).... And you also have the ones who NEVER USED 2 DO GFE.... BUT THAT LOST THEIR GERM-A-PHOBIC WAYS (or at least learned how to control them!! lol, haha)... AND ARE NOW ABSOLUTE GFE FREAKS OF ALL KINDS!!!! ... This would describe me!! LOL... Most of the answers on my review profile page... are incorrect now!! So, be sure to check out my P*411 profile!

I'm TOTALLY 1,000% GFE NOW... EXCEPT NO CIM!! Otherwise, LFK, DFK, BBBJ, Touch Pussy Inside (just can't get more then 2 1/2 of your fingers in.. if your lucky... because I've always been TIGHT!!... Even when I was completely obliviated... which I don't ever get anymore... in fact, I'm lucky if I have a couple drinks a year... because I like being sober more! ... anyways a couple years ago... a friend of mine tried to insert 3 fingers in.. and you think with how much I had to drink that night... it wouldn't have hurt?... Well, I was BAHLING!!!... and saying "stop" because I couldn't handle it! lol... I've never loosened up!!! lol... which is a blessing & a curse at the same time), DATY, Rimming, AND ETC!!!

I'm a freak... ALWAYS WAS... Was just way too Germ-a-phobic before!! Now, I just don't give a Fu*k... And I WILL DO AS I WANNA... WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN WANTING TO BE COMPLETE GFE!!! LOL!

Hopefully some of you got my Dry-Humor in this and laughed a lil' by it! (yes, I'm having one of those days again!... but, it's still a good, good day!!)

Have an AWESOME & BLESSED DAY/EVENING EVERYONE!!!

PS: I even do some PSE now... Even though... my body's not in *mint twig barbie mode* yet!! It'll be there... soon as I go under the knife and have my plastic surgeries done that I wanna have done! Yeah!!! lol. Then you won't even be able to tell I've ever had kids at all!... You can tell a lil' bit right now! lol.

I've ALWAYS BEEN a freak in the sheets, on top of the sheets, under the sheets, on the dresser, on the coffee table, on the kitchen table, on the dryer, on the washing machine, in the bathtub, on the pool table, in the jacuzzi, in the sauna & any where else I wanna be... or you may want/need me to be a freak!!! LOL!!

Happy Thursday everyone!!

That I really need to not type 140 words per minute (My Executive Administrative Assistant Days!! lol) when I'm typing message board messages! They end up sounding all weird & crazy! LOL... which they wouldn't if I would just slow down... take time to think... compose properly... and type s-l-o-w-l-y!! My sincerest apologies everyone!