First I want to say I advertise on BP so this isn't a stab at all the ads. I understand you guys have a lot to filter through to find the gems.  

You forgot, 'Real pics". 0nly they are 10 years old and 40 pounds ago!! Seen many of those!!

...a selfie taken in a mirror of a cluttered bathroom!

so, am I supposed to lie on my bp add? lol. I don't want to because I knowhonesty is my #1 rule!!

When u see women taking pics with nasty bathrooms,  
living room is nasty

Bravo to you and Aliciah! Too bad there aren't more like you. But on the other hand without the bad you couldn't know the good ones!

You are bold!! I laughed out loud at most of what you say...I gotta luv the outspoken gals  
Your  in good company  
The thing I think you are not accurate on is this...when it's posted "no black guys" come on you know what the ladies are trying to say... They mean "don't worry guys I keep it tight" not that the stereotype is always true.....but then again I wouldn't know ;

When the client meets you they will see what you lied about.  I do have some selfies but clean background lol.  

That is one of THE most entertaining things I have EVER seen here! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

My understanding of No black guys, is multiple.
It means, " I got a black boy friend or pimp "
The pimp or boyfriend is worried that another pimp is going to get at his hoe and con her away.

No black guys, Don't want to concern the target clients, who are generally older white gentleman. As in " I am not a Getto Hoe

No black guys. " because she truly does have a preference for only select groups, or individuals "

I am pleased that there are providers, who find dishonesty, deceit, and other unsavory traits as
poor character traits, and thus avoid falling into that trap.

Over the years, the hobby has experienced, where
some of the pretenders ( providers who have a tendency to lie, hustle, deceive and lack a true maturity ) have bull shitted their way around
and gained a false creditability, at least until their game was discovered, and hence they were eventually ran out of the ranks of the truly honest, and genuine providers!

To those honest, and sincere providers, I raise my hand to my heart, take a bow and thank you for the wonderful service that you provide, and the honest and real interaction that is present.

To the hustlers, and their white knights, I say
" Go fuck yourselves" and keep your shit out of
our house!

CMT-trained: I can rub oil on you and fake the rest.

last couple paragraphs... EXTREMELY WELL SAID!!!

... the guys who are supportive of one or more of the great providers we are lucky to have in Minnesota.

I was in a hurry before... just re read it.... EXTREMELY WELL SAID throughout ALL OF IT!!!

Hey now, massage is a passion for some of us & yes a few including myself do have skills in other fields.
The naked man part well especially if he's charming and sweet I could do that all day that's no lie.
As for the other bp clichés lmao!  
My favorite is "I'm classy and upscale " - has sheets for curtains and looks like a tornado went through the room.
Xoxo V.

So Bridget your ad says your 33 so that must mean you are really almost 40. I have met you and you could pass for 25.

It definitely starts to wear you down. I prefer an honest, simple ad: these keywords usually turn me off. Some of you providers are really great, and we thank you for that.