Now For Something Really Different

One of the most common questions I'm asked as a companion is how did I end up here, people are genuinely curious what my background is and just how I came to find myself as a TER advertiser.

I guess it really all begins with my childhood. As a child my mother was teaching me about the different feet animals have. Dogs have paws, fish have fins, horses have hooves, and Squid have 6 arms, but also 2 tentacles. When she had finished, she asked me to repeat them. When she got to the Squid I said "They have 6 arms and 2, well, let's just say I didn't say tentacles..." My mom looked at me like I had just said something horrible, but then bursts out laughing. She corrected me and said I had said the wrong word. She never explained what the other word was, and so my quest began....

So now I find myself here, looking for answers posting on TER.

Got to look on the fun side of life right?  

If you don't take life too seriously, and believe that a date should be fun and that it's just as much about a mental connection as it is a physical one, then I may be the type of woman you'll enjoy sharing your time with.