A bit crass but I had to laugh.  Boob apron..?  Yikes!  I admit to owning one!  

I had to buy something similar when around my mother because the girls were always wanting to pop out and she disapproved!

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Do they make a male version?  If not their missing 50% of the market.

When was the last time, outside the hobby, could we complement a woman on her looks, not to mention a great whistle?  
By the way, I love it when your "girls" pop out!

Being an unabashed boob guy, this is just the way my mind works...  There is a potential upside...  This could be used to conceal the pearl necklace we snuck in when we slipped away from the dinner party for a few minutes.