#1 To be registered at the liquer store of your choice #2 To have all the things you ever worked for or keep dear to your heart kept from you #3 To have a gross of "sharpie" permenant markers at hand (only some will understand that one...care not to explain) #4 Wishing you would have gotten married on his mother's birthday so he could have cut the ambillical cord then #5 Realizing that your partner switches partners more than square dancers There is more that is unmentionable and too private for me (shrug)
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