when I hear about a girl "dancing around [her] apartment naked listening to 70's/80's music ..."

I receive a text/PM/call from adsumsparkle!

I feel horniest when....

I am in the appartment with the girl dacing around naked listening to 70's and 80's music and she is rubbing her butt and breasts up against me and ......  

Pretty darn good/fun idea for a thread Khloe!  

...he looks me up and down like he wants to practically eat me and then.....HE DOES lol

She looks me in the eye and smiles.......

I am eating the pussy of a genuinely responsive woman and she is gasping and moaning and thrashing around and having multiple orgasms.  At that point, I always like to ask "Am I doing it right?"

My sexiest and horniest moments

I'm horniest when it's snowing.....not a blizzard type of snowfall, but the kind with thick full flakes....

I feel Sexiest when I've bought about 5 or 6 big boxes of assorted condoms at a place like Target or Walmart, and after I pay, the cashier smiiles at me and says, "Have fun tonight"   ;-P  It's even better when it's a guy who is so shook up about it that all he can say is "thank you".  then I say no, thank You.   lol....
I won't even get them online as I would miss out on that very sexy feeling that flows over me.

I'm so bad.

I'm buried deep inside her, we are into it passionately, and I can see the fire in her eyes.