Look who's back on Eros again. Now she is Erika and still 19 years old. She must of been 16 when she started. Guys new to this do your homework. This girl has had more name changes and others will agree on service. Stay away.
You would think that it would be more cost effective to become a better provider than to play the name game to this degree.
and be done with it! She got me 3 years ago when she was still 19!! 19 going on 30, RIGGGGGHT!
Yes, it would be more cost effective to be a better provider but then that would be for her to admit that she sucks(or doesn't...?) and take personal responsibility for her actions.
I doubt if she is up for that. Too bad in the scheme of things (for her).
being the all-time worst provided in the 8000 year history of this profession!!!
I think it is some kind of "sport" for her to see how rotten of an experence she can make a guy have in the shortest period of time for the most money!
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I saw her when she was one of those people, cant remember which. No this, no that, "touch me lightly", bad news.
I will allow "almost" anything that has the purpose of convincing her to seek a different career path and warn others to STAY AWAY from her!
-- I know this girl and her 1001 ways to trick a guy - so flame on! (HE-HE-HE!)
I will most likely moderate anyone who comes to her defense!! - ROTFLMFAO!
-- Disclaimer: (so I can keep my job!)
This post is mostly saterical, but there is an element of truth in it! She has EARNED the reputation she has!
After you've seen her, you are determined to do your research and not get burned again.
Not only is she a "right of passage", but she really makes a guy appreciate the quality ladies when he's with them!
No matter how bad a date goes, you can always cheer yourself up after by saying "Well, that sucked, but it was still alot better than that one time with Shannon!" -- Every man in this hobby should see her once! - LOL!
I like your posts! You make a guy think! - Welcome back!
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It sounds like the type of service she gives might turn someone off to the hobby all together. That could be good or bad, depending on how you look at it.
Hope this doesn't breka the rules, but here are some of my favorite excerpts from her reviews.
Right away there was a miss understanding in the length of service I wanted. I can't blame her entirely because I called her intially from a public phone and it was hard to hear each other. Any way I had wanted the hour long session and she said the appointment was for 1/2 hour. Even though I was going to accept the 1/2 session, she got very mad about the misunderstanding and was even quite rude. At this point I thought to myself who needs this?. So I told her to forget it. I made my way to the door and she was calling me names as I opened the door. As I was stepping out through the door she slammed the door on my head. That really hurt. I had not been treated like that by any provider before. Its a shame because she was quite attractive and I was looking forward to a great time. Maybe I caught her on a bad day, but she sure turned my day bad too. I had a spitting headache for the rest of the day. Then I had to explain to my wife why I had a lump on my head.
When I got there I really did like what I saw and told her that I guess I would like to upgrade my package from just a massage to full service. I was told I could not do that??? So I just stuck with the massage, which was suppose to be body contact and there was not much of that. But the thing that really ticked me off and you just have to imagine this, she has one hand on my dick and one hand on the phone talking to friends!!! I wouldn't waste my time on this one.
once inside and the money paid she seemed very different. After I paid her she went into the bathroom. She came out and said she hid the money. OK??? Oh well, I recommend you avoid her unless bossy little twats are your thing.
Little Snot. As soon as I got in the room I was given directions, rules and bossed around. If I wanted to be treated like that I would have stayed at home. But I decided to play ball and see where things went. She was wearing some lingerie that looked decent on her. Her tits were nice but her ass and thighs were a little chubby. I took off my clothes and got on the bed. She came over and I think she tried to massage me but I'm still not sure what the hell she was trying to do.
I gave up asking for what I wanted because she seemed to get mad. I fantasized about other women just so I could get off. How's that one?
I called one night and upon learning that she was in a hotel only a couple miles away decided to pay her a visit. I wish my guardian angel would have been sitting on my shoulder telling me to go to a movie instead. If there was a Hall of Fame for bitchiness, she's be a charter member. She's bossy and restrictive. Put your shoes here, do this, do that. She is not going to last long in this business with that attitude. I left hating her guts. She's attractive enough, but she is just such an incredible bitch. I feel sorry for the other poor fools who encounter this girl
I laughed so hard when I read your post, I fell out of my chair and spilled my coffee on myself and burned my leg!
She should go back and finish school so she can read and write, and get a job at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles customer service desk - She's got the perfect attitude for that job!