Can you imagine being at a cocktail party and being asked "so what is is that you do" "Oh, I sell a product that makes your crap not stink up the bathroom"
LOL Would be more fun to see the look on their face just telling them I'm an escort !
Portia bringing her toilet next to the mailbox waiting for her pooh pouri to show up! Telling her neighbors I can't stand the smell so I will take it back inside when the mail man delivers, then my shit won't stink anymore! Until then all the neighborhood guys will brave the great outdoors keeping Portie company hoping to catch a glimpse if not a whiff while the ladies stand in the doorways shaking their heads! LOL
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