Lately all the Asian in the Bloomington are MIA and got me to thinking about setting one up.  Just wondering if anyone has any experience running an escort agency.  Want to run something that's fun and beneficial to all parties

You certainly need to test out the girls and make sure they're fully trained. I can help you out with that. Assuming that I'll eventually be a satisfied customer, I'll then become a loyal repeat customer as well as participate in your loyalty rewards program by referring all my friends.

Why not manage something just by virtue of being a man you will probably be charged with a couple felonies including trafficking...
        But you'd have to step up from the current bp 5's you've been seeing to even have a shot.  
                 

That's funny how you preach about illegal activities when you are in it as well.  Pretty sure if LE wanted when they catch you at a hotel they can find something to charge you w/felony if they wanted to.  

But, an agency is always something that I have had in mind for something to do after I retire. But, I guess probably for different reasons. I want to help new ladies and show them the correct way of doing things, and provide them with a fair agency to work with if agency is the way that they want to go.  

I've heard 40/60 30/70, but never 50/50.  That would blow, and definitely not fair IMO.  I'm thinking 10-30% depends what I have to do for them.   I will thoroughly verify any potential provider before I sign them up and provide training and quality control
 

I could give you a couple of names, but I think they are about to be busted by the feds.  They got a little too cute.

Seeing 4 or 5 women, many of them are repeats, a yr is the same as running an agency you are an idiot.  
      I wish you the best of luck though. Agencies are big targets for LE and tend to hire you get girls just starting out. It's why so many of them don't last long term.  

Since we are just chit-chatting here.....

#3 and #6 - Maybe another fellow brother could build (or buy) a friendly hotel or more likely an apartment/townhome/condo complex for suitable use? With secret passageways for coming and going of course.

#1:  or as Paul Simon would say: "... a loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires"
You are getting warm.

You fucking drunk?  Not making any sense.  I never said you ran an agency.  Even if you visit just ONE ladies, it's illegal.  Show your real ID fucktard.

since this is all dream talk...  

I got all the others, and my unique value to this 'hobby' is I will not hire anyone less than a 8 according to my standard.  I'm young and my standard still pretty high, look at my reviews. I have been to China, Thailand and Philippines and the choices there are amazing as compared to here.  
If you have not been to them places, imagine going to  place that have on display 3-20+ ladies and you choose the ones you like, so you could never complaint about looks.  Of course this could never happen this way here.

You have high standards. You wouldn't hire anyone who's less than an 8 per your standards. But according to your reviews, you don't see providers who meet your standards.  

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LMAO!

I doubt your agency would succeed.

Just make sure every guy gets exactly what he's looking for

Possibly you could recruit women from, let's say Korea, and have them work in another state in another job, nail techs in NY, for example, and rotate them in and out every few months. For the more beautiful, one could offer free plastic surgery in exchange for working it off afterwards.  

This is already being done except the appearance scores are not close to 8. The former Best of Asia, BE Health, Method, Asian Health Therapy folks do this. Check them out and learn from them. It is not hard if you have the $$ and discipline to operate. The greatest challenge is supply of workers.  

My fucking skills and my business sense are two totally different animals.  I'm authorize to sign up to $50k engineering purchase request, if that will put things into more perspective.

Well, I don't see how having the knowledge to purchase engineering equipments gives you the people skills to successfully run an agency.  And if you don't think people skills are required then I hate to think what kind of agency you would end up running.

I'm the youngest VP of a good size engineering company.  If a board of people decided I  make daily decision on the success of failure of a any project in a 200+ employees.  Handle a few hoes should be a breeze.  

And that sentence right there is why I think you would fail.

Allow me to interrupt the party before you two get a room....

That is a great place to start...I sure your impeccable people skills would have no problem convincing her of that...besides servicing the Mack-Daddy Pimp-Master that you are...