Long time lurker and two time poster in need of some help.  I have searched the discussions and reviews.  Initial report on discussions was very positive, however, reviews seem to be OK and don't quite mesh with the reviews.  Anyone local willing to confirm money well spent?  Was the dog with her last trip?  This trip?  Any issues with WOE?  Thanks

YES THE DOG WAS THERE, I HAPPEN TO LIKE DOGS .. BUT LARGER ONES.
EVERYTHING WAS SAFE
SHE SEEMED REALLY EAGER TO PLEASE AND WAS TOTALLY UNRUSHED.
SHE TOLD ME SHE ONLY TAKES 4-5 APPOINMTMENTS A DAY, SO SHE DOES NOT HAVE BACK TO BACKS AND RUSH YOU OUT.
ALL POSITIONS WERE AVALABLE I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT LANGUAGES.
PM ME FOR MORE INFORMATION
I SEE SHE HAS DROPPED HER FEES ON THE WEB SITE

the little dog is completely harmless - hardly bigger than a hamster I used to have.

but here's my thing: read my post "I wasn't ready for THAT"

about Honey....

that isn't fair. not for $250.
I wasn't mentally ready to get run over by the Love Train.
I may never enjoy another woman again for years--I'll be pining for
Honey-- so strong, so sweet, so....OH!    a-MAH !....   a-GAAH !!!
"rocked my world" --too overused
"once in a lifetime"  --not if I can help it!  guys will keep track of this one!
"changed my brain"  --too...too....what the hell does that mean, anyway?

...see, with $250 next to her ad, no one is
expecting the awesome, passion-rousing, possibly marriage-ruining power
that is bottled inside Honey.


no one in the entire entertainment industry should be allowed
to say "100% GFE" if their name isn't Honey Jones, 'cuz
the rest couldn't possibly top 99, once you've met Honey--



jesus...
if I ever wanted to get married again, I'd have to think carefully about
how I could deal with keeping myself from the hunger and craving for...
...maybe I'd have to just spread some on my toast when I'm longing for Honey,
and spend a few moments remembering paradise...


let's say your friend, this guy, is blind to the fact that he's about to marry a
complete bitch, 'cuz he thinks his girl "treats him so good" in the bedroom.
get together with the other groomsmen, fly in Honey, and see if he
doesn't recognize, "hey, my girlfriend is a bitch. I should be looking
for someone as sweet as Honey..."

and then, you see, he'll never get married.
he's ruined. great. now you've ruined your friend, too.


what the hell, as long as Honey stays in the biz, there's still
something to look forward to in life.

...I have spent $600 on other entertainment and been FAR less impressed.

I have to agree 100% about Honey. She greeted me like a long lost lover and proceeded to take me on. The dog was cool, a little black and white Pomerian. We played some fetch before I left.