A man gets off work and decides to join the boys down at the local tavern for a few beers. After a few hours of heavy drinking he's feeling pretty wasted so he goes home.

He gets to his house and as he stumbles up the stairs to the bedroom he starts getting real horny. He gets to the bedroom and slides under the covers to find his wife naked, he begins to go down on her, as she moans to the pleasure of her climax, he thinks to himself how good it tasted. He gets up and staggers to the bathroom to wash up, as he opens the door and sees his wife on the toilet.

"Hi, honey" she says.

"My mother came to visit and she's sleeping in our bed tonight."