-- Modified on 11/25/2013 3:59:32 PM

This video is hilarious, but does make a convincing point!! Enjoy!

I was stationed in Fort Gordon and was finishing a color guard ceremony for Memorial Day wearing my full dress class A uniform carrying a huge American flag and some lady stops me to ask first if I am American, to which I answer yes, then she then asks if I speak English even though I just answered her question in English with no accent. I wish I was more creative like this lady in the video but I just laughed and said "no hablo ignoroso" and she drove off.

...... part-Haitian having to explain i'm American (born in D.C.) really.  "Where are you from" question has come up a lot even though I've never spoke of being born in another country or being raised somewhere foreign like ladies who have do. I don't practice Voudon and my command of Haitian Kreyol/Creole is sh*tty (don't expect much conversation out of me past "sak pase" lmao)....don't speak french to me either (just because someone can speak Haitian Creole doesn't mean they understand regular French) lol.