City Pages in my experience is a no-no!

I remember reading some of those ads and wondering if those ladies were as hot as they described or looked.
The first one I tried said she was a 38DD-25-36 redhead, when she arrived she was a 38DD, but the rest was at least 250 lbs.
3 months later, I still hadn't learned, and called a blonde named Lisa 38-24-36.  She arrived at my door and was beautiful and very nice. We had a nice time.  4 months later I called her again.  This time she showed up 1/2 hour late, drunk and stoned.
She was loud, obnoxious and wanted to smoke crack in my house.
It was a year later when I tried another ad (no, still hadn't learned yet)When the escort showed up, it wasn't the girl from the ad, but some real thin girl with no tits, and a flat ass, and gave the lamest blowjob I've ever had. She was thin, I couldn't even get my self to get hard to do anything.
Two more years went by, and I tried again.  This girl looked like a California beach blonde, tanned, slender and buxom. Real nice!  We had a good time!  Before she said good night to me she said call me anytime, but be careful about calling some of the escorts in the City Pages, most of them are junkies, alcoholics and creeps!!!
My good fellow, I took bruises so you don't have to.  Stay with the TER, get reviews, a picture and the tried and true escorts.
Just read the reviews.  The hobbyists have a code, we don't lie about good ass!!!