I walked into a store with my wife and I remember seeing these two guys staring at her.  I had to pick up a few things so my wife and I seperated to complete the shopping list.  The first guy said this to my wife, "So I hear you have the hots for me?" She didn't like that comment a bit. After a few minutes, the second guy must have thought it was his turn and said, "Someone farted let's get out of here!"  She liked the humor until he took her hand and was trying to lead her.  My wife gets hit on from time to time and she always will tell me about the bad pick up lines. Guys, what are the pick up lines you have used? Gorgeous ladies of Minnesota, what are the lines you have heard?