A guy walks into the pharmacist and asks for condoms with insecticide on them. The pharmacist says "I think you mean spermacide" The man says "No, I mean Insecticide" Pharmacist says "Why do you want condoms with insecticide on them?" Well it's for my wife, she got some kinda bug up her ass and I intend to kill it!
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