Every provider I see falls in love with me! Typically, they will call at all hours of the day and get mad if I don't return their calls right away. They send me countless emails declaring their undying love for me and beg me not to see other providers and be exclusive to them. When I turn them down and tell them that I am just looking for NSA fun, then they become nasty and call me a no good lying cheating bastard and I'm really a loser that has to pay for it. But, after a few days they always apologize and beg me to take them back. Heck, they even offer to pay me to see them! But I know if I accept their offer, they become even more emotionally attached. What's a hobbyist to do?

Sincerely,
Mister Sarcasm

PS Love Goddess is on vacation or else I would have posted this over there.

Sorry,  I can't help you with this one.  While I've made many friends in the hobby,  none have taken it to that extreme.  Are you sure that you're seeing good reliable providers.  I just can't see any of the top ladies doing this.

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are some guys on that board that you KNOW got their butts wedgied as adolescents!

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you had such a problem...