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BigBoyPants 5 Reviews 913 reads
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Dear Santa...  
 I have been very ...promiscuous...  this year.  
 I ...scheduled... my ...doubles twice with Portia and Trinity... and I just couldn't help myself.  
 All I want for Xmas this year is...to do it again!...  
 If You get me ...these two incredible women, again... I promise to ..."drink my juice"...  
 And I will be ...more "obedient"... from now on.  

BigBoyPant

Portia Eden1782 reads

I saw this on another Board and thought it would be fun to see YOUR letters Here :)
(I'm working on mine and will post it later...  I need some coffee first)   :)

How this works:

Its a beginning of a letter and you fill in the blanks and take it and run with it.
The more naughty the better!!!!
Show some imagination.

Dear Santa...
I have been very ..................  this year.  
I ............ my ............ and I just couldn't help myself.
All I want for Xmas this year is...............
If You get me ........... I promise to ...............
And I will be .............. from now on.
xo
sign your name

Be creative and have some fun with it!

:) Porti

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BigBoyPants914 reads

Dear Santa...  
 I have been very ...promiscuous...  this year.  
 I ...scheduled... my ...doubles twice with Portia and Trinity... and I just couldn't help myself.  
 All I want for Xmas this year is...to do it again!...  
 If You get me ...these two incredible women, again... I promise to ..."drink my juice"...  
 And I will be ...more "obedient"... from now on.  

BigBoyPant

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eager4beaver577 reads

... Before I try to explain, how much do you already know?

-- Modified on 12/19/2014 8:19:17 AM

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FIIK-too876 reads

Posted By: Portia Eden
I saw this on another Board and thought it would be fun to see YOUR letters Here :)  
 (I'm working on mine and will post it later...  I need some coffee first)   :)  
   
 How this works:  
   
 Its a beginning of a letter and you fill in the blanks and take it and run with it.  
 The more naughty the better!!!!  
 Show some imagination.  
   
 Dear Santa...  
 I have been very ..................  this year.  
 I ............ my ............ and I just couldn't help myself.  
 All I want for Xmas this year is...............  
 If You get me ........... I promise to ...............  
 And I will be .............. from now on.  
 xo  
 sign your name  
   
 Be creative and have some fun with it!  
   
 :) Portia  
 
-- Modified on 12/19/2014 9:20:09 AM
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Drumsticks912 reads

Dear Santa...  
I have been very ...seminally retentive...  this year.  
I’ve  ...been  starving...  my ...girlfriend’s methane producing beaver,... I just couldn't help myself.  
All I want for Xmas this year is  ...hyperflexibility.
If You get me ...the capability for autofellatio... I promise to ...control my own emissions.
And I will be ...beaver fart free... from now on.  

xo  

signed
Drumstick

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mnhorizon180765 reads

Dear Santa...  
I have been very hard this year.  
I met many new ladies and checked them off my list and I just couldn't help myself.  
All I want for Xmas this year is to be "filthy" rich
If You get me an unlimited supply of cash I promise to "spread" the wealth. Literally!
And I will be smiling from now on.  
xo  
Joe

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masonseth69650 reads

Dear Santa,

I have been very adequate this year.  
I jerk my wienus and I just can't help myself.  
All I want for Xmas this year is a divorce.
If you get me a divorce I promise to throw Mrs. Claus a fuck
And I will be more than adequate from now on!

xoxoxox

Mr. Seth Mason

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silentE642 reads

Dear Santa...
I have been very lucky this year.  
I filled up my favorite girls all the time and I just couldn't help myself.
All I want for Xmas this year is that unlimited supply of cash mentioned before..yeah, that sounds good.
If You get me said cash,  I promise to only spend it on the really important stuff.
And I will be waking up to a blowjob every day from now on.
xoxo
 silentE

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