My first FKK experience.  

I've been pooning for the past 6 years, but only in the US with well reviewed ladies and always being very very cautious.  

I happened to be on a week long work trip to Switzerland.  It was a last minute trip so I figured just in and out without not much sight seeing.

As the 3rd day began I had no idea I would have one of the top 10 experiences in my life.  

It was the middle of the week,  Wednesday, we stayed late at the office and a co-worker offered two of us a ride back.  They were talking about how they go to church every week which is not common very typical there........and all of the sudden as we were driving in a residential area about 4-5 miles from to my hotel I noticed a sign clear as day "FKK" smack in a residential area.  

Fuck - I remember reading about the FKK clubs in Germany, but never thought about Switzerland.  I perk up, lost track of the conversation, couldn't stop smiling, and right there in the car decide the night is not over yet.  I told my colleges it was jet lag so no drinks tonight....

As soon as I arrived at the hotel,  I googled the site online, got a granola bar,  brush teeth, hit the ATM, and off I went.  I figured if I'm back to the hotel by 11 or midnight I'm OK.....not knowing I'd be a lot later than this.

The light rail there is great and even for someone that speaks 0 German or French it is doable to get by.

My first impression as I'm approaching this place is that it is right in the middle of a residential neighborhood.  Even though it was 9 pm, I'm walking past a couple with a stroller and 10 seconds later turning to the FKK building entrance.  Nothing hidden about this place.  

Ring a door bell and gate opens.  Walk up to the 'registration desk' and an attractive lady starts speaking German then switches to English after my blank stare. She asks if it is my first time here and I say yes so she calls in someone to give me a quick tour.  In the mean time I noticed that all the girls are butt naked including Vetta that is giving me a tour.  She shows me around the main floor - showers, sandals, towels, and the locker system.  Then tells me to undress and shower, and she will wait for me by the main desk.  Everyone is nude at the club.  

I undress, get a towel and head to the showers.  My heart rate must have been thru the roof even though no one is in the locker or showers.  Showers are nice and next to a large sauna and hot tub.  As I'm washing my face I opened my eyes and this smoking hot blond, early 20s, super cute face, completely bare pussy,  perfect set Bs is showering next to me.  Holy fuck - my initial thoughts is I walked in the wrong shower.  As I quickly reach for the towel and mumbled something, she grabs my arm and says with a sexy accent and huge smile "It is your first time here.  They didn't tell you?  Girls and boys showers, sauna, and hot tub together.  You don't mind do you?"   I let her know "Of course not.  More places should be like this".  I'm surprised i didn't have a heart attack.....

So I'm back in the water getting all the soap off and hard not to stare at the beauty next to me.  And within seconds I am now getting a bonner.  Not a little bonner, but fucking rock solid. She then asks what is your name  and again with an even bigger smile.  Before I could answer I get "Wait for me and i can help you with that.....".   So I dry myself, chat a little more with Sonya and walk to the registration desk.  

I'm now chatting with Vetta who is leading me upstairs.  I am butt naked with only a towel around myself and a raging bonner that makes me hold the towel with both hands.  She goes over the rules, shows me the bar area, food buffet area, etc.  As I look around there are 10-12 beautifully ladies most in their early 20s and only 3-4 guys.  The place is surreal.  

This is unlike any place I have ever been to.

Before the night is over I did get a chance to meet Sonya, Mona, and a 3rd lady.  I did meet Vetta the following night. Best experience of my life.  

I'm back to my hotel by 4 am, exhausted, with less than 2 hours of sleep before presenting at work, but with a priceless experience.  The way back to the hotel is also a story of its own......

Anyway - had to share this with someone as my close group of friends have absolutely no fucking idea about some of my life experiences.  They wonder why I smile a lot.  

For those of you that have never visited an FKK club, take a long weekend trip to Germany.  Holy fuck.  You won't regret it.

Can I ask, as a guy who's never been to an FKK club, what did it cost you?  Was it per encounter, or was there a flat fee for entry?

I actually booked a flight to Frankfurt over the upcoming Thanksgiving weekend just for this. Flight tickets were only $430 roundtrip! I believe most of the working girls are Romanian which some folks seem to have an issue with, but with what I've seen and heard so far from others, it won't be a problem. Looking forward to it.

I don't what it is but I've had a long streak of positive experiences with European ladies. No bullshit, they're just down to showing you a good time.

Hopefully I can coordinate with the German girl I saw last summer to come into town. I would still like to see the local area and its food with someone who knows the place.

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The clubs all charge a fee to enter which includes full day use, food, and sometimes one or two drinks.   Club entrance anywhere from $50 to $100.   Then it is negotiated with each lady.   The basic rate FS was $50 for HH and $100 H.  This always included FS, but DFK, CIM, etc were all negotiated extras.    

Switzerland was more expensive then Germany, but still awesome value in my opinion.   I'd go back in heartbeat.  

Nice!!!

I would love to visit a place like that. Sounds like it's to me for me to update my passport and do some traveling! Thanks for sharing!  

Xoxo Dani

I have experienced these clubs as well. It is hard for Americans to believe they are real.  If you go to Europe (Germany or Switzerland) you have to find a way to fit it into the trip. The gals are a solid 7-10's in a high class club environment.  It is common to have two to three gals in one evening with a meal included for less than $$$.  Also, while most activities take place in closed rooms it blew my mind when i was sitting on a lounge chair by the pool and look over to see a super hot 20's gal blowing a guy in the cabana 10 ft from me.  Sometimes you get a show.  

It still carries some social stigma, however it is tolerated, legal and safer as the gals are licensed and tested regularly.  It is one of the best hobby areas in the world, and I don't say that lightly.

That's great information!  Thanks for sharing.  Mind if I ask what city you were in?  Decades ago, when I was in my 20s, I worked in Switzerland, but never saw that, but then I was young and innocent then, but things have probably changes since then too.  
I am going to Germany in Oct., but alas, my wife is going with, but I will keep my eyes open, so I will imagine and dream!!

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