Subj: Good ol' Lena...

   Lena's car breaks down on the Highway 8 just outside of St. Croix
   Falls one day.  So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

   She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.  Out of the
   trunk jump two men; Lars and Sven in trench coats who stand at
   the rear of the vehicle where they are facing oncoming traffic and
   begin opening their coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching
   drivers.

   Not surprisingly, this causes one of the worst pileups in history of
   the highway.

   It's not very long before a police car shows up.  The cop, clearly
   enraged, runs toward Lena's vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going
   on here?"

   "Ya, vell my car broke down," says Lena, calmly.

   "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" asks the COP.

   And she said "Vell, officer dose are my emergency flashers!"