: Minnesota Discussion : Geeze

ss_jenz 2089 reads

posted 10 years ago

1 / 22

Where do AMPs fall on the risk, reward, ease of use scale?

Anybody here prefer them or use them exclusively?

I scoped out a couple that advertise in the back of CityPages. I'm hesitant to go to these since it seems that one that advertises so much either doesnt "provide" what I'm looking for, or they do and will be highly survailed.

I didn't see any way to specifically search for AMP here. What's the best way to find the better ones?

At the risk of being pelted with "Read the Newbie board" responses.....is there some good advice here or elsewhere on etiquette, and reducing risk when visiting an AMP?

Thanks

souls_harbor 856 reads

posted 10 years ago

2 / 22

Geeze

When someone said you sounded suspiciously like LE a few weeks ago, I just chalked it up to a bit of paranoia. But geeze, man, you have been nosing around for weeks now. When I got into this I had my first encounter scheduled like three days after I paid for VIP -- without asking anyone anything.

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 843 reads

posted 10 years ago

3 / 22

There's also a MP Board

But it's pretty useless IMO.

You can buy me a couple cold beers and I'll tell you what I know lol.

Posted By: ss_jenz

Anybody here prefer them or use them exclusively?

I scoped out a couple that advertise in the back of CityPages. I'm hesitant to go to these since it seems that one that advertises so much either doesnt "provide" what I'm looking for, or they do and will be highly survailed.

I didn't see any way to specifically search for AMP here. What's the best way to find the better ones?

At the risk of being pelted with "Read the Newbie board" responses.....is there some good advice here or elsewhere on etiquette, and reducing risk when visiting an AMP?

Thanks

Wongbater 40 Reviews 744 reads

posted 10 years ago

4 / 22

And if you buy a beer gang bang

you can coax all OTB and I know out of our pores. Newbies write it off as an investment...

jchan113 4 Reviews 989 reads

posted 10 years ago

5 / 22

Here's a quick run down.

AMPs are typically staffed by middle-aged Chinese women. Some have younger and some are a bunch of independents who happen to be Asian. They are called rub n tug for a reason because that's about it. FS and BJ are the exception, not the rule and often not possible without multiple visits to the same MP. Some places are just massage and never stray no matter how many times one visits.

Walk-in places are the least likely to have extras. Appointments may increase likelihood of extra -HJ. Establishments by appointment only at an undisclosed location are outside of what I think you are referring.

Risk? If you ask for it, you are at risk. If it happens without asking or negotiation, then low risk. The MPs that offer more usually will provide signals within a session.

In an AMP it is 100% about you and you can enjoy. In other provider scenarios, your participation may be expected or required.

Total cost and tipping is low, so it's a great value for some attention and relief. Risk of disease is low.

ss_jenz 740 reads

posted 10 years ago

6 / 22

Re: Geeze

I must have missed somebody saying I was suspicious I was too busy looking for the answers here to notice.

Good luck to you. I personally like to figure out how I may fuck up before I jump in.

Posted By: souls_harbor

When someone said you sounded suspiciously like LE a few weeks ago, I just chalked it up to a bit of paranoia. But geeze, man, you have been nosing around for weeks now. When I got into this I had my first encounter scheduled like three days after I paid for VIP -- without asking anyone anything.

ss_jenz 466 reads

posted 10 years ago

7 / 22

Re: There's also a MP Board

I'd take you up on that offer if you're serious

ss_jenz 663 reads

posted 10 years ago

8 / 22

Re: Here's a quick run down.

I figured there were some places that were off the map and lesser known (and more apt to be "enjoyable"). Being that they are appointment only and undisclosed location will I need references?

Basically anything in the back of citypages has decent odds of being Massage (and more)? Like I mentioned earlier, I think these places may be too high visibility, but what do I know.

So I guess in terms of who I'd like to see, it would be mid 20s to mid/late 30s at the most, with good skills and while I'm there I might as well get a massage.

How's the English Fluency at these spots typically?

I've never been in the position of getting a massage and getting some indications that more was on the menu. I was anticipating that these ladies would also have discretion in mind and would know how to get the point across without hand gestures and such. Totally off, they'll basically say it outright $40 for this, $80 for that? I'd hoped it would be more like: Girl - massage is $50. Me- Ok here's $90, make me "happy"

I'm sure somebody is rolling their eyes by now, I'm new what can I say.

vorlon 119 Reviews 527 reads

posted 10 years ago

9 / 22

We were all new once

I did some pretty clueless things when I was first getting out.

talkischeap 551 reads

posted 10 years ago

10 / 22

go get your **** wet and write a review about it

END OF MESSAGE

funman1969 9 Reviews 540 reads

posted 10 years ago

11 / 22

Get out there

Make a decision set an appointment and go. If your worried about wasting $$$. Get used to it or this probably isnt for you.

Posted By: vorlon

I did some pretty clueless things when I was first getting out.

ad4saf8 10 Reviews 543 reads

posted 10 years ago

12 / 22

Re: I'm sure somebody is rolling their eyes by now

Not me. Been there, done that, recently enough that I totally relate to your quandary. I didn't have VIP when I got started, which I accomplished by going through new reviews (using a 20 review minimum as my "experienced provider" threshold), and looking for enough "i'd repeat" endorsements in the general details before making first contact. Decide what screening info you're comfortable revealing, and go from there. You have the right idea of getting VIP first, as the additional details available - and private messaging - can make the process much more efficient & less frustrating. Good luck.

Posted By: ss_jenz

I figured there were some places that were off the map and lesser known (and more apt to be "enjoyable"). Being that they are appointment only and undisclosed location will I need references?

Basically anything in the back of citypages has decent odds of being Massage (and more)? Like I mentioned earlier, I think these places may be too high visibility, but what do I know.

So I guess in terms of who I'd like to see, it would be mid 20s to mid/late 30s at the most, with good skills and while I'm there I might as well get a massage.

How's the English Fluency at these spots typically?

I've never been in the position of getting a massage and getting some indications that more was on the menu. I was anticipating that these ladies would also have discretion in mind and would know how to get the point across without hand gestures and such. Totally off, they'll basically say it outright $40 for this, $80 for that? I'd hoped it would be more like: Girl - massage is $50. Me- Ok here's $90, make me "happy"

I'm sure somebody is rolling their eyes by now, I'm new what can I say.

seeyouonline 48 Reviews 704 reads

posted 10 years ago

13 / 22

Amps

A few thoughts
Most amps are disappointing in Minnesota. You are into it $ for just a HJ.
Spend a little more on a escort or body rub and get a much better session
Do not discuss money and service with the gal. That will get you nothing fast. Just be a generous tipper and communicate in other ways.

jchan113 4 Reviews 413 reads

posted 10 years ago

14 / 22

Re: Here's a quick run down.

If you are talking strictly AMP, then these places are very visible and don't require references. English is low to fair.

The more expensive and discreet, the higher the requirement for references.

I'm not familiar with citypages' ads, so no advice. BP is the place to look to get a better understanding of the provider landscape. A general guide is that massage may include HJ. Body rubs is HJ with possibility of hotter provider, nudity and other things. Escort is the full Monty. Body rubs may require references and escorts typically will.

If you provide references and are accepted, you may not have to be subtle about your desires within the session.

If you want to get started with an AMP, check massage girls under reviews on TER. Otherwise, the more expensive and reference requiring providers can be found in the general reviews area.

vorlon 119 Reviews 488 reads

posted 10 years ago

15 / 22

I'm assuming you weren't replying to me (e)

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Butthole 393 reads

posted 10 years ago

16 / 22

+1

Quit thinking too much. "Poop or get off the pot!!"

Butthole 616 reads

posted 10 years ago

17 / 22

Are you that kid?

Are you like the fat kid at the pool who goes all the way up on the high diving bored, then stands there while all of us wonder wft?

I understand you are cautious, but follow advice and see a respected and reviewed woman. They don't have to be mega hot or expensive, but stay away from missing teeth and flowery imoji back page whorery It's only an hour, not a marriage.