reminds me of a line from the movie Kingpin: "What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? Guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. You really jarred something loose, tiger."
I understand the whole thing about when nature calls, but... Should there be at least a partial refund if a provider is letting them rip during a session? I understand that one might be an accident and unavoidable, but what about lots of them?
No Dutch oven, but she really was letting 'em rip. It's sort of a mood killer when the eyes are burning and you're short of breath. A couple of them were monsters.
Lol! I was just kidding hon. I wouldn't & "haven't" expect a tip for that "biotch" messing with my pleasure. She is called "mother" for a reason. Lol!
I would say in your defense the lady in question could have excused herself to the rest room once she realized "mother" was acting up & out of control, taken care of business, washed up & returned offering extended time to compensate for time wasted battling the old hag. That would be my first thought any hoo.
Ahh, I think she likes u, she feels comfortable with u!
Posted By: Morris1969
I understand the whole thing about when nature calls, but... Should there be at least a partial refund if a provider is letting them rip during a session? I understand that one might be an accident and unavoidable, but what about lots of them?
Ladies, I support you in any endeavor you wish to pursue in this world but please leave the farting to us men. I don't doubt your ability, I just hold your sweet sweet ass in such high regard that I can't imagine something so foul emanating from it.
reminds me of a line from the movie Kingpin: "What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? Guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. You really jarred something loose, tiger."
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