Time for a little levity:

I'm watching the most recent episode of "Southland," a police drama/soap opera set in L.A.  The cops are called to an apt. where a hysterical, naked man is claiming that this dominatrix has crossed the line and really injured him.  She is taking this all with aplomb, and so, when the cops ask her to turn around (to be cuffed), her response:

"My cuffs or yours?"

A funny line, imho!



-- Modified on 3/25/2013 11:41:17 PM

Nice to see you out and about again!

Safe word. Did he choose a homonym? That last thing you would want is to have dominatrix having to think about which word you said when your nipple is about to be ripped off.